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We love boobs. We love tits. We love fun bags. We love breasts. And Eva Wyrwal gets em out for us in Nuts magazine. Have a nice weekend. NSFW

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 9:51 | link |  | Comments (0)

I sucked at anything to do with physics or chemistry in high school. They were the only subjects I failed. But even a fuckwit like me could see this faceplant coming the second I laid eyes on the plan this man had. I failed in class, he failed in life.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 9:48 | link |  | Comments (0)

If Olivia Munn’s shoot for MYMAG doesn’t get your blood boiling and ready for the weekend you’ll just have to wait a few minutes before I get the Eva Wyrwal pics up and running. I’m sure Olivia will do for now.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 9:44 | link |  | Comments (0)

Don’t mess with Mister Ed. He’ll grab you by the hair and toss you to the side.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 9:42 | link |  | Comments (9)

It turns out Megan Fox is a bit of a bitch. Full of herself, arrogant and ungrateful for the changes us wankers have giving her. We don’t care, as long as she continues to look hot she can be all the bitch she wants to be.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 12:51 | link |  | Comments (1)

The crazy Frenchman is back. This time Remi Gaillard plays Tarzan in a real zoo. Hilarity all around, except with the zoo keepers who in the process of throwing out a hippo, monkey, bear and giraffe try to cop a feel with the shark.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 12:48 | link |  | Comments (0)

In what was a rather lacklustre affair, Beyonce scooped up three whole EMA’s. She also performed and as always she did her best to look gracious, sexy and appetizing. Did she succeed or would you rather watch the Jonas Brothers in a cirlce jerk?

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 11:15 | link |  | Comments (0)

If you’ve got a cool car with a cool engine sound one of the coolest things to do is blast through a tunnel, the sound is amazing. When doing so try to keep control of your vehicle and not take out a cruising mini van.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 11:13 | link |  | Comments (0)

Today’s game is called Peg Solitary. I know you have played this game before, probably at some second-rate doctor’s office, in the waiting room, and you really don’t want to be there anyway. You have to jump one peg over another until, ideally, only one if left on the board. Have fun.

 | DM | Nov 06, 2009 - 11:10 | link |  | Comments (0)

Guten Morgen. Did you all enjoy the lameness that is the MTV European Music Awards rom Berlin last night.I bet them East Berliners almost wish they could put up that wall again. Anyhoe, time for something a little sexier. Namely Alessandra Ambrosio playing in the sand during a photoshoot on St Barths. Yummy.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 06, 2009 - 10:38 | link |  | Comments (0)


- Dalila Martinelli
- Isabels Ass Is Hotter Than The Sun NSFW
- Olivia Munn Sucking Lollipop
- Britney Spears And Gets Nipplitis
- Mila Jovovich Italian Maxim
- Sexy Bodypainted Babes NSFW
- ICE-T and Coco Pimp Out
- Hayden Panettiere Gets Leggy For Elle
- 25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear
- Ladies of Sin City
- Heather Rae
- Buying Condoms A Girls Point Of View

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 11:26 | link |  | Comments (0)

Either someone just got himself headbutted in the nuts or someone got the teabagging of all teabaggings. You decide.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 5:58 | link |  | Comments (0)

The dirty minx. Kelly Brook will make you eat through two fattening tarts before you get to her good bits. Not wanting to dissappoint you we’ll let you have a peak at the real deal here and here. Both are NSFW.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 5:55 | link |  | Comments (0)

Hail the new Messiah. It is thought, but never proven, that Jesus our Saviour could walk on water. Danny on his quad don’t need hear say, they just film it and throw it online. Start your own tc challen Danny, plenty of suckers out there will throw their money at you.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 5:46 | link |  | Comments (0)

Today’s game is called Zombie Exploder. It is unique, as we have not had a game quite like this before. You use the mouse to stick out either an arm or a leg, and then use the arrow keys to guide your man with his arm or leg out, into a zombie. This kills the zombie. Eventually.It’s weird but you get used to it.

 | DM | Nov 05, 2009 - 11:07 | link |  | Comments (1)

If you go outside in a tropical thunderstorm wearing nothing but swimming trunk you almost deserve to have some vengeance rain down on your ass. The man got lucky, let’s hope he got the message. When thunder and lighting are playing a game over your head, you stay indoors and watch Martha Stewart and her big ass make something out of coconuts.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 10:22 | link |  | Comments (1)

She flashed us her bum not long ago and today she’s flashing her hot body covered in lingerie for us. I definitely would if Candice Swanepoel asked me for a game of backgammon.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 10:19 | link |  | Comments (0)

The benefits of te CCTV system in Great Britain are often missed by people. They just see the Big Brother is watching you nightmare in front of them. But remember, if we didn’t have all those eyes in the sky watching us we wouldn’t have footage of this great walking fight between a couple of drunks and a BBC reporter who also happens to be a black belt.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 10:17 | link |  | Comments (0)

King og the jungle? Nope. More like chump of the trunk.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 05, 2009 - 10:13 | link |  | Comments (0)

I know that in times of crisis people do desperate thing to survive. But eating crap for fun is just plain wrong. Enjoy dinner.

 | Willy Wanka | Nov 04, 2009 - 8:19 | link |  | Comments (0)
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