Some of you might call Obama a socialist and might not be happy with a black man running the USA, but let’s be honest people, anything and I mean ANYTHING is better than thick as pig shit Sarah Palin having any real power. Here she is talking about Iran’s nuclear threat on Fox - where else - and manages to call Iran Iraq. Not once but twice. I’d fuck her though. With my own nuclear rocket.

Today’s game is called I Hate Traffic. This game puts you in charge of a tiny car that looks more like a Light Cycle from Tron. On each level, you have to do what the game says in order to pass. One level may have you crashing your car into another, one level may be a simple race. Have fun figuring it out.

Oops. Tila Tequila had a bit of a drunk stripping moment when home alone. She probably emptioed a few bottles of the sweet stuff, got on her sexy lingerie gear, turned on the webcam and started doing her striptease thing. She just didn’t reckon on a lounge chair ruining the moment.

What a way to start the morning. Bar Refaeli does Passionata’s lingerie. Just imagine waking up next to her right now. Yup, sure as hell beats waking up next your moody cow.

Is Beyonce turning into the Britney from a couple of years ago. These upskirts photos are certainly the way to go.

- Jai Angel
- Katie Marie Cork
- Katy Perry and Her Stupid Tits
- Kate Beckinsale
- Brutal Fight Leads to Kid Having a Seizure
- Victoria’s Secret Angels in Times Square
- Megan Fox’s Uber Sexy NYT Outtakes
- Jennifer Hawkins Melbourne Cup Photocall
- Naked Sushi girls
- Brunette Glamour Model Bryci Lea
- Kayden Kross Picture Moment
- Maria Venus
- Coco and her twitter ass
- Claire Danes smuggling raisins
- Miss World 2009
- Dog Shreds on Video Game Skateboard

And we’re back. I think. Sorry about the outages on the content side. We’ve been getting a lot of foot traffic on the Miss Universe sex tapes. Let’s get back with something silly, funny, crappy and ridiculous. Murder by spoon.

We already knew it was alive, but now we have proof. It turned out that he had fractures of all the limbs, the tail won’t rise, possibly a damaged hip joint. The dog can not get up, but there is no internal bleeding. For animal cruelty Svayunasu Benyukasu, not the other mentioned peeps, faces from 100 to 300 dollars fine or four years in prison. It turns out his grandfather was also fined for animal cruelty in the past. Hip hip hurray for the dog. Boooo for Svayunasu.

Today’s game is called Side Effect, and it is actually a pretty decent puzzler that we have not had before. You have to take the pieces and use them to build a connecting bridge of the same color blocks to the side wall of that color. Once you connect the wall to the center block, and the center block changes to the correct color, the blocks will disappear. Enjoy ya ballbags!

We sent the drunkest guy ever out to the liqour store to get us some more beers as we hit over 1 million pageviews and 350k visitors on Totally NSFW yesterday. I don’t know what he did, but he never returned with our beer or our money. Maybe he got shot?

Carmen Electra. Long ago she was Pamela Anderson’s replacement as the hottie with the big tits in Baywatch. She did Playboy almost as often too. And now Carmen Electra is back. With a sexy home video. Someone please inform us where we can find part 2.

First we have a dog thrower from Lithuania and now we have a fresh fish frier from China. In China they like their fish fresh, so a chef has come up with a way of deep frying a live fish and keeping it alive on the plate. PETA will love this.

Perky, round and firm. That’s how Ciara’s boobies look. Now all she needs to do is get rid of the dress and tit standing next to her.

Ahhh how cute. A little girl performing a little show with her stuffed animal in front of a camera. Shame daddy sucks at putting together IKEA furniture.

Even the rich and famous aren’t perfect. Take a look at Rihanna and her legs. Dont tell me you she this every morning crawling out of your bed. Don’t let your girlfriend see the pictures though cause she will stop all efforts trying to be perfect.