Christa Campbell, a model-turned-actress, has become somewhat of a cult-favorite among the fanboy crowd who like their zombie movies full of two things: Chicks and gore. I would have suggested another reason......
Being the weatherman on TV must bea tough job. One day your moment of glory follows a highspeed chase involving a celebrity and the next your lead in by a couple of dogs doing silly shit. It just can’t be easy and it almost brought the poor guy to tears.
Are you a game addict? If so, I’m sure you can sympathise with Sn4tchbuckl3r. He needs to go on a treatment program to get rid of his addiction and it just doesn’t look good. This is from the same people that brought us You Suck At Photoshop so you know it will be good. And it is.
Our first game today is called Chronotron. As you can probably tell by the name, the game has something to do with time. Well, in this game, you must use a past version of yourself to help the current version of yourself pass the levels. For instance, in one level you have to press a button to get past, but you cannot step off it, well, you must use one of your past selves to stand on the button, while the present version gets to the exit. Don’t worry, you will get the hang of it.
You know what is coming yet it still brings to special feeling to your gut when you see the backflip go wrong. It must have felt like being hit in the face by a hammer.
If we are to believe dead and buried Ronal Reagan Russia was in the Dark Ages during the Cold War. And we were in Cloud Cuckooland presumably. The fact of the matter is that Hollywood classics such as Terminator, Midnight Cowboy and Cattle Queen Of Montana did not make it to Russian livingrooms until the mid 90’s. And lets be honest, it takes a nation that drinks a lot at least 20 years to come to terms with the idea of movie effects. Breaking a bottle on someone’s head simply isn’t a case of grab and smash. Yet, this imbecile and this dumbass still try. And FAIL.
I had an uncontrollable urge to find you what the hoodrat skank was yelling in the subway clip from a couple of days ago. And thank the lord Allah that I don’t have to wonder the barren dessert of incomprehensible English anymore with these helpful subtitles which where added to the benefit of normal people everywhere. She still needs to ..., though.
In the strict sense of the word every man has paid for sex in their life. Whether it is just a straight exchange of cash for a BJ in a back alley or buying the women you want to poke dinner and some flowers. We’ve all done it, we’ve all been there. Isn’t it about time the tables where turned? isn’t it about time the ladies start paying for a bit of when 2 become 1? Take a leaf out of this man’s book and how he owns a lady of the night. I bet she wasn’t expecting that to explode in her face.
MTV is about as far removed from Rock n Roll as can be. It is difficult to spot any music videos through the crap that is reality TV shows and pointless dating programs. Yet, MTV still proclaims to be the voice of a generation and a music television channel and to prove this notion they come up with some cool commercial for MTV itself. Rock is Hard is true Rock n Roll. MTV still sucks, though.
If you move about in traffic it is a good thing to understand what green and red means. Green means walk/go. Red means stop or check carefully whethere there is any police about and if not make your move. Trouble wih this dumbass is that he checked for police but not for other cars coming and he is made to pay big time.
Ahhh, this brings back memories of the 70’s. A good old topless protest against the hypocrisy of the church. The best part about this protest is that the woman doing the topless protesting is the niece of a high ranking cardinal in Spain. Magdalena Rouco Hernández took of her kit to protest over her say one thing do another thing right-wing head of Spain’s catholic chruch, Cardinal Antonio María Rouco Varela. He says the family unit is the most important there is, but when Magadelan’s mother lay dying he never called. And a saucy detail is that the Cardinal has invested money in Pfizer shares, they who make Viagra and Dep-Provera, an injectable contraceptive for women. Well done Magadalena, just such a shame she didn’t do this before she had two kids and turned 19. Slightly NSFW.
Our second “game” today is actually quite impressive. The author took an entire professional drum machine setup, complete with all the electronic mixers, pedals, and effects processors, and turned it into a flash setup. I mean, it is truly amazing how complicated this one is. You can even use this to make music as a beginner. Check it out, even if you dont plan to use it, it is impressive.
Eva Mendes is an American actress with a lot of Cuban blood in her. But who cares about that. She whipped her boobs out for a photoshoot for the Italian Vogue. Be quick or be sorry.
Years ago car manufacturer made some cools ads involving their cars turning into robots. Everyone loved them and Chevrolet noticed. Being the sponsor of the movie Transformers the Chevy advertising agency came up with something really funny and original. You’ve guessed it, one of the Chevy cars (the crappy Aveo) turns into a dancing robot. If ads say anything about the product they are advertising I wouldn’t buy a Chevy to save my life as basically its a Daewoo in disguise.
I used to work for an adult website, which featured new skin flicks along with classic porn from The Golden Age of Adult - You have to admit, in Adult, Golden is a risky term to use. Regardless, I’ve seen A LOT of weird and hot shit, usually the weird shit happens in German and Japanese features (what’s with the sick smut from those countries defeated in WWII?) Sadly, all porn looks the same after a while, and it gets old fast. But just when you think your dick can’t get much softer here comes Miss Porno Public Service Announcement. She will tell you how porn can be used as a marital aide, and that jerking off can bring mental stimulation. Great lady, thanks, but for Christ’s sakes I already have to fast forward past the bad acting before I can batch! This PSA ran either before or after HUNDREDS of adult films in the 1980’s, believe me, I kept count.
Our first game today features two favorite childhood characters that you all must know. At least, I hope you do. Tom and Jerry, the famous cat and mouse team that started it all. You can pick either the cat or the mouse, and your job is to aim and hurl your ammo towards your enemy (the cat or mouse depending on who you pick). Enjoy!
In her past you needed to be a terrorist or some other form of evil to be able to spend 24 hours with Elisha Cuthbert, but these days all you need to be is an ice hockey player. Would you still do this girl next door or would you leave her by the side of the road?
A treadmill is for running on, not for trying to headbutt it with your full weight.
It’s another hot day and all I want to do is lie by a pool checking out the honeys and maybe going for a ride. Down the slide. But unlike this numbnuts I’ll make sure the pool art the end of the slide has some water in it.
I walked around in my 2 Girls 1 Cup tshirt this weekend and had two people come up to me to ask where I bought it and if they could buy one. Can you imagine the level of interest that is going to be shown to this nutjob and his 2 girls 1 cup tattoo. Sure, it is fun now, but what if little Joey asks what it’s all about.
Our next game today is one we have not seen yet. It is called Confusebox 2, and apparently it is the second installment of the game. While not terribly exciting or graphically impressive, it does provide some challenge. You must rotate the connections on the gameboard to light up all the lights and wires with electricity. You will get the hang of it, I’m sure, there just is not much to it. Try to enjoy.
It sounds like a bad movie or musical and it was. The Las Vegas police were left chasing a dumbass who tried to steal a bait car last Monday. After running the suspect aka guilty as fuck dude made his way onto the local golf course. There he proceeded to par the 3rd and 5th holes before stealing a golf kart. Now, even I know a golf kart is not fast enough to make you lose the police cars and two damn helicopters, but then again, there is a reason why the dude was caught stealing a car. Dumb as shit comes to mind.
In one corner we’ve got the wildebeest ak a gnu. Weighing in at an average of 400 pounds. In the other corner we have several Rhinos. Weighing in at a good 2000 pounds each. And still the wildebeest starts a game of chicken with those same rhinos. Either a very brave animal or dumb as a buffalo’s backside
Can you just imagine the amount of times the poor guy must have chaffed his balls or almost broken his legs practising for these jeans jumping tricks.
Boys and their toys. When you were little you had alittle kite. And now that you are bigger you want a bigger kite. And then there is Dan. Dan just needed to have the biggest kite of all. He found out the hard way never to overestimate.
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