This is a perfect game for a Holiday Weekend Sunday. At least it is a Holiday here in the USA. It is our Independence day. Ah yes, two hundred and frmfthy something years ago, our forefathers got together to form the rules for a brand new country where adult, white, males could live out their lives in total freedom, without any harassment from the British crown. The game is called Rabbit Wants Cake because you have to record arrow key movements to make the rabbit icon get to the cake icon when you hit the play button. Happy 4th!

She’s the pop sensation of the hour and to grab attention she dresses in wacky clothes. Lady GaGa is currently touring round the European Summer festivals trying to get people to like her other tracks besides Pokerface, but if you’ve heard any of the other tracks you’ll know this is no easy task. Time to get the tits out for V Magazine.

This chick wears a clowns mask while attempting to imitate Beyonce’s Single Ladies dance routine. She then goes and headbutts the TV. The evidence is clear, she’ll be staying single for a while yet. Although she does bang some great head.

Maria Lapiedra is a Spanish pornstar who got dropped in the Spanish version of Big Brother, Gran Hermano, to spice things up aka get the viewing numbers up. One of the other housemates had obviously not discovered internet porn yet and wanted to see what all the porn fuss was about. The result was that Maria Lapiedra lost her dress and showed her fake titties on national TV.

All our American friends are celebrating their 4th of July. Having a few beers, a flame hot BBQ and a family fight. I don’t know if Kim kardashian is having some beers and a family fight, but she sure as hell is having a BBQ. Just look at those buns. Yum.

Our game on this lowly Satuday is called Text Mate. This game is for those of us who like a little brain-practice now and then, this time using words. You have to pick the last few letters of the word and fill in the blanks to make the best word you can. Each letter you fill in will tell you have many words you can make with the empty spaces left. It should be fairly straightforward.

Do you really need any more information than the bloody title of this blog post to click the fucking link? Thought so. Have a good weekend and a happy 4th of July. Hope you get laid, high and drunk.

Around this time last week the King of Pop popped his clogs and went to hell/heaven. Millions of fans mourned the loss and thousands dumped homemade tribute videos on the world wide webster. This is a video of how not to make one as it might get you in trouble with his adoring fans. We loved it by the way.

Kendra Wilkinson used to bang Hugh Hefner on Viagra. She left him for someone slightly younger and married the dude last week. Before she left the single life (until het impending divorce) she did one final shoot to show of those puppies we’ve come to know and love.

Tonight’s game is called Xtreme Space Ball, and it is a simple get the ball to the finish game. The thing is, some of the squares reverse the arrow key directions and various things like that. It should keep you on your toes on this fun Friday night. That, or go out with your girl if you are normal.

Ahhh look, it’s little Dan playing with Thomas on the swings..OMFG…is that Miss Defanti sucking on a cock? Yes, 5th grade elementary teacher, Crystal Defanti, accidentaly included part of her sexual adventures on a DVD sent out to parents and students to commemorate the finished schoolyear at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School. If you’ve got the DVD, please send it to us.

Here’s another prime example of what happens when a fuckwit runs a red light. The guy in the first car getting hit is very very lucky to get out alive.

Today’s first game is brought to us today by our friends over at Meltgames. Drag Race Demon is a drag racing game, obviously, but this time you have to use the mouse to make the car go. You cant make it go too fast or too slow, though, or else the race will end or the car will flip. Fun times.

  It shouldn’t be a crime to for victim’s family members to beat the shit out of a murderer, it should be part of the sentence.  I’m not saying they have to skin the guy alive, though for child murderers we could look into that, but it may help a little with the healing process….even if it didn’t, fuck em.

  Man that reporter did we all feel like doing when these douche bags try to get into the shot.  Too bad he’ll probably end up on Public access after the law suit. 

  While Michael Jackson will be missed the great music he made, he was also known for his amazing dance moves.  While he truly was a gifted dancer, we have to remember he wasn’t the first amazing dancer and he was most likely inspired by some of the people in this video like Fred Astaire and Sammy Davis.

I think we’ve found the girl on who Morphcore based our NSFW logo. It’s none other than Alena Seredova and she can come and suck my lollipop anytime of the week. Except on Tuesday cause that’s your mother’s day to shine and polish the knob.

Millions around the world still mourn the loss of the King of Pop Michael Jackson, but none more so than Adolf Hitler himself. Hitler was throwing a big party this weekend and Michael was supposed to be playing a set. And then the fucker goes and dies on Adolf. Who was not amused.

Wata you mean tuln reft? Oops. Should have stuck to road maps instead of modern day navigation systems.

Here’s a handy safety video. When doing parkour always inspect your surroundings for dangerous objects which good get in the way of your awesome skills.

Tonight’s game is a connect the dots title. In Twins, you have to connect dots of the same color in order to make them disappear form the game board. Sounds pretty run of the the mill so far. The twist in Twins, though, is that you have to connect dots of the same color that can be connected by a straight line that only turns twice. If you can’t do this, the dots stay. You’ll get the hang of it, I’m sure. If not, you better stick with Twins, the movie.

Can I get 20 liters of petrol, a couple of Mars bars, a can of Red Bull, a nudy magan overturned car and a near death experience. Please.

A lot of sports are less about the physical aspect of kicking your opponents ass than the psychological aspect of fucking with their mind. Baseball Barry here has that part of the game down. He plays with is bat as if it were his meat stick and he’s trying to impress the girls. Or gym teacher. It looks really cool, but can the guy actually hit a ball out of the park?

Driving a big truck takes skill and above all concentration. An accident is just around the corner and when a truck causes and accident it normally takes someone along with it to hell. I’m not sure if the truck crashing off this hill and leaving a trail of dust behind it took someone along for the ride, but it does look cool in a certain weird way.