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Now, what can I say without falling in to stereotypes? Not much really so here it goes. This walking talking advertisement for moobs probably eats a family sized bucket of KFC for each meal. Probably has no job. pretends he’s in the rap business and managed to collect just enough $1 bills in his neighbourhood to make his roll of cheese seem substantial. I’m not one to judge but it’s morons like him that are keeping the black race down in the projects. Glorifying crap that isn’t supposed to be glorified.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

The proposed Australian Government clampdown on smut just got a whole lot broader, as news emerged of a ban on small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material. The world can not sit back and just take it up the ass. That is why on Feb 10th 8am local Oz time Operation: Titstorm will come into full effect.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

Some people need to learn to be patient. Help is at hand yet this woman still tries to cross a flooded street on her own. Carrying her shopping. As you can guess it isn’t long before she loses her footing and hits the water. The real blow follows seconds later.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (7)

Would we post two old skool supermodels who are posing naked for Love. Yes we would. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell could still get a date with old Willy here. Kate could snort coke off my willy and Naomi could beat me all day with her cell phone.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

It could be the heaty vould be the humidity. it could be all the excitement of the big game. Or it could be the bad chilli con carne he ate for lunch. One things is a given. He’s going down.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (1)

Today’s game is called G-Switch. It is a fairly simple game, consisting of only 1 button to press. You can use X or the mouse button. The game is just a funky blue-haired man running along different platforms. Well, the button switches the center of gravity so that he runs on the floor or the ceiling. You decide with a click. Not that easy, though.

 | DM | Feb 09, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

Free running has taken the world by storm these last few years. It is a form of urban acrobatics in which participants, known as free runners, use the city and rural landscape to perform movements through its structures. It incorporates efficient movements from parkour, adds aesthetic vaults and other acrobatics, such as tricking and street stunts, creating an athletic and aesthetically pleasing way of moving. It is commonly practiced at gymnasiums and in urban areas that are cluttered with obstacles. Some of the world’s biggest cities form an amazing playground and backdrop for some of the free runners in these raw yet energetic photos.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (1)

It’s big. It’s red. It’s shiny. And it is going to knock your ass over if you don’t watch ou…oops too late.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (7)

I wish I could give you more details about Melissa Giraldo. Details such as her phonenumber, email address and favorite sexual position. But I can’t. I can only say this Colombian model is mucho sexy and if all Colombian women look like her we’ve got yet another reason to visit that country. Apart from the obvious one.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

The Saints beat the Colts by 31 to 17 to win their first Superbowl. Ever. But who cares, the real deal with Superbowl Sunday is not about the game, but about the half time show and the commercials. Teh Superbowl commercials are always something special and cost a fortune to make and put on air. If you’re interested you can check out all the Superbowl 2010 commercials here. Monet wll spent or should it have been given to Haiti? Or me?

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (6)

Can you remember what you were doing on January 28th 1986? I can. I was watching the space shuttle Challenger take off and blow up after 73 of flight. The crew of 7, including the first civilian in space (if they would have made it) teacher Christa McAuliffe, all died instantly. It is a black day in the history of NASA and shuttle launches were stopped for several years. Recently new amateur footage of the launch and explosion came to light and you can check it ot here.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (7)

Welcome to the brand new week, my faithful readers! The Super Bowl was last night, for the US anyway, and the underdogs won. Yay! I digress. Today’s game is called Neo Rider, and it is a fun little 3D title. You must use the arrow keys to move your block around and make sure that it does not meet with any obstacles. It’s hard.

 | DM | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

Something tell me the reason why Jennifer Aniston is still single has nothing to do with her hot body and everything with her not so hot personality. Damn, that ass is just asking to be spanked

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

No idea what this Malaysian homosexual is singing about, but it is a version of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face he made for the Chinese New Year and it is apparently about money, money, and more money. A translation would be welcome.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)

Didn’t Anne Hathaway star in countless teen movies? I think she is trying to move away from that as she’s definitely turning into a real foxy lady.

 | Willy Wanka | Feb 08, 2010 | link |  | Comments (0)
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