And it was going soooo well.

This little lamb gets confused on the way to the slaughterhouse. What a nice animal, makes you laugh before it fills your belly.

You can say a lot about the British, but you’ve got to give them credits for their sense of tradition. Their parades kick anyone’s ass and being a honor guard still means something in the UK. This dressed up soldier plays the standing still part to perfection. Until he is fed up with a bunch of teenie girls.

Brooklyn Decker is hot, but some of the Bare Necessities she is wearing are not so hot.

I just don’t understand these paparazzi. Why the fuck are they waiting outside a club in Denmark for 50 Cent to show his ugly mug? There are hundreds of hot women across the world to be photographed. Not only are they more beautiful and interesting to look at, but the likelyhood of you getting your ass whipped by a bodyguard is slightly lower. Get to it boys.

When I was a young lad still dreaming of becomein a pro football player and pumping loads of juicy pussy my dad took me to see a bull fight. Now, I know it is cruel but the rituals that go with an evening of bull fighting is pretty impressive. Colourful, horses, music, costumes and a couple of big black brutes that try to get at a man with a sword. 99% of the time they don’t succeed, but that 1% is so beautiful to watch. This time it is matador Jose Luis Moreno who is going to feel the pain for a little while yet.

Companies spend millions to try and break into the internet viral market. Some succeed but most fail. Us internet folks are a fickle bunch and we decide for ourselves what we like and what we don’t like. This is how Trololo guy came to become an internet phenom. Just like Gingers Have Souls and Epic Beard Man (he still alive?). And there is always someone how tries to combine two intenet legens with each other. This time it is Techno Viking vs Trololo Guy.

Sorry about the missing game from yesterday, folks, but the electricity has been out here for days and days. You see, even though I live in a first-world country, the power system here is that of a third-world country.Go U-S-A! Anyway, the game I have for you today is called Fishing Impossible. You must use the tire to bounce the little kitty up in the air to catch all the fish flying by. Don’t let it drop. Meow.

You think Mister Midget rubbing himself all over her wearing nothing but a thing got her horny for some real cock?  I doubt it.

Pssst, want to take your loved one to Paris, the city of romance, but can’t afford it. Then check out this site which has stitched together 2346 pictures taken bij Arnoud Fich to make one hell of a panoramic view of the Light City. Go on, show her what’s she going to be missing.

A charity event is always the perfect setting to settle a few personal vendettas. Just ask Agassi and Sampras.

Forget about the nose, for the rest Rosie Huntington/Whitely looks great in this Next bikini shoot.

As a soldier you need to be cool calm and collected in difficult situations. You need to be stealthy, avoid bulllets and dodge bombs. I hope this soldier trying to jump into a tree can do all those things as he failed at this.

Look at the little leprochan climbing the door frame. Until he falls on his face.

Yesterday the first Formula One GP of the new season was run in Bahrain and Ferrari pulled in a one two with Alonso winning and Massa coming in second. McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton came in third to complete the podium. It looks like its going to be an interesting season with Michael Schumacher coming out of retirement and three new teams joing the grid.