We hoped this day would never come and yet it has. Amy Winehouse has posed nude, except for a guitar and some tape, for Easy Living magazine. She posed for charity. No, not Crack and Needles for Everyone, but for a charity that promotes the awareness of breast cancer. We applaud Amy for that, but maybe she should also promote the use of properly fitted bras as her tits are already heading to the deep south at such and early age. Tx 2 our forum

I am not a fan of religion. Making people believe in something vague to make them feel good or afraid is not a positive thing in my book. If you want to help the anxious or mentally weak in society make them believe in themselves. Another thing that pisses me off about religion is the stuffyness of it all. You have to follow a book to the letter and there is no way you can deviate. It is all so boring and 2000 years ago. Throw some drugs into the mix though and you must surely get something like this madhouse of a Korean church.

Let’s continue along the lines of the Fluffy Tails commercial. I have not shaved for the better part of 8 years and I’ve saved myself a fortune and a lot of pissing about with razors with 2, 3, 4 and 5 blades to give you the best shave ever. All a load of bullshit. Waxing is still king.

A couple from Newcastle, England must have had a real snappy blow to head to turn them loopy. They couldn’t say goodbye to their deceased dogs so they made a jumper out of their skin. The Chinese will soon be copying this trend and our shops will be filled to the brim with cheap dead dog jumpers. Making the dog beating business in China viable.

Never heard of the girl, but after seeing drooling over Liza Li in her birthday suit in the German version of Playboy I would like to congratulate the German people on having such a fine and sexy specimen of the female kind in their midst. Damn she’s hot. Or not? Slightly NSFW but I am sure you boss would like to see her too.

- Aylin Mujica is smoking hot
- Tara Reid is sexy?
- Police cruiser hits a deer full on
- Welcome to Russia
- Ronaldinho’s sister?
- How to make Meth

Can you satisfy your Mrs? Are you all talk with your mates down the local bar/pub about how you gave the lucky girl you pulled in the club the night before “a good seeing too”, I bet you are, because most of us at one time or another have bigged ourselves up.  I laugh while writing this, remembering the times in my teenage years when friends would brag about being “gods gift to women” and “how they shagged some girl 14 times” in like an hour!.  All lies. This funny-ass video tells it how it really is and I reckon quite a few crappers can relate to it. Enjoy.

Our second title today is called Open Doors, and it is a new, unique web game. You must use the arrow keys in order to move the white square from one end of the building blueprints to the other, specifically the spot marked with an X. You must open different doors on the map by either walking through them, or tripping the handle sticking out from one side. Most doors go only one way, so think hard!

Sometimes you just need a quick getaway. When banging you schoolteachers daughter for example. Another one is when robbing a store. It is just not the time for locked doors when you need to get out through one of them.

The Ashley Alexandra Dupre story becomes better and better. Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild empire offered her $1 million to go naked. Lucky for him it is not necessary as Ashley has appeared in a GGW video before. At that time she was 18, unlike some of the other girls Joe got in front of the camera, which would make the video from somewhere in 2003. Of course GGW is trying to make a buck out of this before the video hits the net extra free. You can check the short preview here and it might jog your memory as to what you should be looking for in your collection of Girls Gone Wild videos. If you find the clip, send it to us.

It won’t be long before we humans will become obsolete. Robot technology is advancing so fast we are in danger of never having to wipe our ass, cook our food or tend to the garden again. If you are rich you will already knows what that feels like, but in 15 years or so we’ll all get that special experience. Until one night we get killed in our sleep by freaky looking (and sounding) four legged robots. Hint: Turn your sound up and make your office think a fly infestation as hit.

What the fck is wrong with certain people? This story once again makes you wonder what we did wrong in the evolutionary process. The sick fck raped and brutally assaulted a 5 month old baby in his care. String him up? Knee cap him? A bath of acid? You tell me.

Prizes here, prizes there, prizes everywhere. To win a prize for anything you do is really easy in 2008. Every organisation, commitee and press agency has an awards show. And if the losers in that don’t win they simply start up their own awards show the next year. I am surprised TC hasn’t won anything yet, but who knows what 2009 brings us. Maybe our own awards show. That not all integrity is lost is proven by the Bessies. They don’t allow any old crap to enter their advertising awards. Fluffy Tails was out of luck.

I am the kind of guy that drives his car up to the gas station, slams his Visa into the payment system and starts filling the black beast with liquid gold. At $2 a liter (yes that is what we pay in Europe you lucky Americans) I only have eyes for what amount goes into my tank and not for all the warning notifications, red buttons and CCTV cameras spread around the gas station. Unlike some people. The weather report did say something about local snowfall, but this local.

Our first game today is the blashphemously-themed Bible Fight. This is an Adult Swim game, those of you familiar with the Cartoon Network will recognize the name from the late-night adult-themed cartoon segments of the same name. I can assure you, this flash game is just as “adult-themed.” Enjoy!

Did you piss yourself laughing at Valentina Hasan’s version of Without You, the world famous Mariah Carey song? Well, those nasty fuckers at Bulgarian Idol thought we’d like to piss ourselves again. They invited Valentina back for a rebound fuck with Without You or Ken Lee as she likes to call him. She’ll be opening goulash shops next.
Update: Want to laugh at some more Bulgarians doing English language songs? Click here.

Her father is of Greek descent while her mother is from Israel. Susan is fluent in German, English, Greek, Spanish and Hebrew. Sideropoulos is a German soap opera actress who stars on Gute Zeiten, schlechte Zeiten. You know what a beautiful woman could do to me with a mouth like that?

I know what you are thinking. How can a post with a title like that be funny. The answer is simple. Because you are picturing the wrong images with the word BOOM. These two idiots manage to completely miss a road block until to get to say hi from up close. Or was it all planned and did they forget their strap on bombs? Either way they are morons.

In an jubelant (or drunk) mood you decided to get a dog. All was fine until you figured out you actually had to take the four-legged fucker out for walks or otherwise it would grow to be big, fat and lazy just like you. No worries. The ideal gadget for dog owners that are too lazy to take their dog for a walk has been invented. It is an automated ball thrower and if you are lucky and have a smart dog like the one in the promo video you will only have to plug it in and keep on paying the electric bills.

If you have not seen the Kruger Park Battle now is your chance. Although I have to say it has been slightly modified by someone that has based the whole idea of lions fighting buffalo fighting crocodiles on an idea itself. And more specifically on how an idea is often dealt with in a business situation. Brilliantly done and oh so recognisable. Shame no hippos were involved otherwise they could have played the finance departement that KOs the whole thing at the end anyway.

Our second game today is called Bum’s Rush, but it may as well be called Bumfrogger. The basic premise of the game is based on the classic Frogger game, where you have to avoid traffic and progress to the other side of a street. In Bum’s Rush, the idea is the same, except you must dodge traffic to pick up spare change that magically appears on the street. Eventually I assume you get to buy a fifth of Vodka or a dimebag of junk or something, but I never got that far. Good luck all you junkie drunkies!

We are going to be playing catch up tonight so stay with us. We start with two ladies who should be encouraged to stick with it. Any chick that choses to girate round a slippery pole without any big bag Albanian pimp standing behind her should be held in high esteem. Even if things go wrong for chick 1 and chick 2 occassionaly. Keep on practising ladies. We know you’ll make it.

No it was not your crappy PC or Mac that did not want to display our sites. It was us. Our technical party moved the sites to new servers last night and added some top quality fell-off-the-back-of-a-truck stuff this morning and that marriage caused the blackout. All seems to be going well though and now all we need to do is get through the tweaking round to be back bigger and better. And in case you are wondering, yes, that is us in that picture.

Our first game today is in honor of St. Patrick’s Day. I know some of you celebrate it, and some of you don’t, but either way, the webgame Shamrock Streamer, is still playable and fun. You just use the mouse to basically chomp your way along a rainbow path, and don’t worry, it gets more difficult as time goes on.

Kristin Davis became world famous with her role as Charlotte York in Sex And The City. Rumors has it a sex tape of her getting deep down and dirty has been leaked onto the net. The picture above is a SFW screencap of that video. For the NSFW version click here, but once again it is NSFW. No need to tell you we want that video asap. Please mail us if you have it. We will reward you with an exclusive TC hoodie (no winners if we find it ourselves first or we don’t use your entry)