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      <title>cardiff city FA cup&#8230;in lego</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T15:33:25Z</published>
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      <author><name>naughtyteddy</name></author>
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        <p>this is true fanaticism. i bow down and worship his obsessional efforts
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part 1
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[youtube]7jVp1htA7es[/youtube]
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part 2
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[youtube]F2KKDx6n_qw[/youtube]
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for the americans (and brewberry) the FA cup is a football knockout competition. this year Cardiff city and portsmouth have reached the final <a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fsport1%2Fhi%2Ffootball%2Ffa_cup%2F7393770.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/7393770.stm</a>
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      <title>As requested by Mr R&#45;Borris, facials and CIM</title>
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      <published>2008-05-11T18:03:01Z</published>
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      <author><name>Osharna Milan</name></author>
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        <p>There arent as many pictures as I would like on this subject, but that will all change soon.
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      <title>Not Faking It &#45; Licking Stacy Valentine</title>
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      <published>2008-05-15T12:22:12Z</published>
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      <author><name>fender6455</name></author>
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        <p>A nice FFM threesome featuring Stacy Valentine and some brunette.&nbsp; Things heat up considerably about halfway through when the brunette is getting it from behind while eating out Stacy.&nbsp; Watch while she tries, unsuccessfully, to concentrate on the hot box:
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<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Frapidshare.com%2Ffiles%2F115148222%2FBack_Seat_Driver_Stacy_Valentine.avi">http://rapidshare.com/files/115148222/Back_Seat_Driver_Stacy_Valentine.avi</a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Random sexy stuff</title>
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      <published>2008-01-07T23:47:03Z</published>
      <updated>2008-04-12T09:48:43Z</updated>
      <author><name>Wanderlei</name></author>
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        <p>Here we go&#8230;
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      <title>Pics from a hacked computer&#63;</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T17:16:36Z</published>
      <updated>2008-05-16T20:19:13Z</updated>
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        <p>Found these on another messageboard.&nbsp; Supposedly they&#8217;re from a hacked webcam but I have no idea if that&#8217;s true or not!
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      <title>Best man speech</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T07:06:53Z</published>
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        <p>Hey everyone,
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I&#8217;ve got a best man speech (which I haven&#8217;t written) due quite soon, and I thought I&#8217;d ask on here to see if anyone has any cool suggestions for a family-friendly speech.
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I&#8217;ve know the guy years and have a few funny anecdotes, but I&#8217;m thinking of sticking in some cheesy gimmicks just to get some giggles.
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Any ideas?
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    <entry>
      <title>What&#8217;s in your pockets right now&#63;</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T04:25:17Z</published>
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      <author><name>Ming the Merciless</name></author>
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        <p>Is it just me or does everyone have a huge load of crap filling their pockets? In an effort to avoid doing any work for a further couple of minutes, I have turned out mine onto the table:
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House &amp; Office keys
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£4.37 &amp; €2.80 in loose change
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Extension lead for headphones
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Mobile phone
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4 tissues mostly used. Yuk
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3 bits of unidentified plastic wrap
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2 propelling pencils
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Notebook
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Missus Ming&#8217;s CV
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iPod &amp; headphones
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Business cards
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Wallet (stuffed full of yet more crap)
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CCK flyer
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Half-finished crossword
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Receipt from Gerry&#8217;s Wines &amp; Spirits
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2 plectrums
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Assorted dust
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Look in your pockets right now and post what&#8217;s in them. I&#8217;m not actually all that interested but I <i>really </i>don&#8217;t want to do any work today so even the most feeble of distractions will do.
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      <title>New T.a.T.u video. uncensored.</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T16:01:37Z</published>
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      <author><name>HH's Man</name></author>
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        <p>Not sure if this should be here or somewhere else, feel free to move to right area after viewing.
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[youtube]jk-fu6KuPrY[/youtube]
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    <entry>
      <title>Wife on ebay</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T03:22:43Z</published>
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      <author><name>topov</name></author>
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        <p>revenge is sweet
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      <title>Kids are getting smarter</title>
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      <published>2008-05-16T14:08:14Z</published>
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      <author><name>meshan</name></author>
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        <p>I&#8217;ve been away sulking for a couple of days but this did make me smile.
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A couple of kids get a copy of their dads credit card, waste $30,000 and order hookers to help them play HALO.
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<blockquote>A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad&#8217;s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

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Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father&#8217;s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing &#8220;Halo&#8221; on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
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The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.</p></blockquote>
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 <img src="http://www.totallycrap.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> 
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<blockquote>Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

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When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
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Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn&#8217;t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.</p></blockquote>
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 <img src="http://www.totallycrap.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> 
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<blockquote>The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played &#8220;Halo&#8221; on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

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Ralph&#8217;s ambition is to one day become a politician.
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<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.money.co.uk%2Farticle%2F1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm">Funy clicky</a>
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