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    <title type="text">Your Totallycrap</title>
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    <entry>
      <title>Totally Crap / NSFW Logos</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/2921/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2007:forums/viewthread/.2921</id>
      <published>2007-06-22T23:08:40Z</published>
      <updated>2007-06-23T12:07:29Z</updated>
      <author><name>Willy Wanka</name></author>
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        <p>Dear Crappers and Wankers,
</p>
<p>
I have noticed loads of you are using the TC logo in your signature.
</p>
<p>
I want you to start using it in other things too.
<br />
If you make some cool photos or a great video, add the TC logo to it so everyone knows who your are representing.
</p>
<p>
I am giving you the opportunity to use our official logos in high quality EPS/AI format (you can open them with Adobe Illustrator or photoshop).
<br />
Use them well, use them wisely. Please do not abuse them as they are very precious to us. Do not fuck them up and only use them in their original design please.
</p>
<p>
And most important of all, show us what you have used them for.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Frapidshare.com%2Ffiles%2F38781328%2FTC_Logos.rar">http://rapidshare.com/files/38781328/TC_Logos.rar</a>
</p>
<p>
Willy Wanka
</p>
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    <entry>
      <title>Mods&#8230;When you move a thread&#8230;</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/11333/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.11333</id>
      <published>2008-06-20T21:18:44Z</published>
      <updated>2008-06-20T21:20:18Z</updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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        <p>Please UNCHECK/UNTICK the box that says &#8216;Leave a Link&#8217; in the original thread...Just so we don&#8217;t keep getting the &#8216;Moved&#8217; edit words on the forums&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just move the link&#8230;
</p>
<p>
I have asked this before...and it&#8217;s not hard&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Thanks&#8230;
</p>
<p>
DB
</p>
<p>
(&#8217;cos i cant be assed PMing you all..and this is quicker)
</p>
      ]]>
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Ok&#8230;TOTALLY IMPORTANT NOTICE&#8230;TC has a 100% new site&#8230;and all TC forum members are wanted there&#8230;</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/11202/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.11202</id>
      <published>2008-06-14T15:40:33Z</published>
      <updated>2008-06-14T19:11:04Z</updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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        <p>You gotta register tho&#8217;...(Because it&#8217;s not an automatic changeover, from here to there)&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Register Using the same nic and password you use here on TC...(It keeps things simple across all the TC group of sites)&#8230;
</p>
<p>
It&#8217;s kinda like YouTube/The Forum/The FP/TC NSFW and the rest&#8230;
</p>
<p>
But it&#8217;s also kinda &#8216;NOT&#8217;&#8230;
</p>
<p>
It&#8217;s totally different...It just has a different feel to it&#8230;
</p>
<p>
But it&#8217;s from TC...It is TC...and i am relying on you lot&#8230;
</p>
<p>
We are the TC regulars on the forum...and the forum is what i run&#8230;
</p>
<p>
So&#8230; 
</p>
<p>
I want you lot to go get a &#8216;feel&#8217; for the the new site...check it out...see what it is about&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Any suggestions/advice..PM Willy&#8230;
</p>
<p>
BUT....Before you upload...Please completely read all the way thru&#8217; the 50,000 &#8216;legal&#8217; wording &#8216;Terms and Conditions&#8217;...(If you know what i mean)&#8230;
</p>
<p>
The &#8216;common sense&#8217; rules still apply there, as they do here on the forum....&#8217;cos i am always watching&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just try and make sure the clip or images you upload have no &#8216;watermark&#8217; or other site &#8216;indentification&#8217; on them...and there are a shitload of things out there that haven&#8217;t&#8230;
</p>
<p>
For fucks sake...Why not make you own NSFW vid clip...Drive your car off a cliff or something...Hit yourself on the head with hammer and upload it...I&#8217;ll fauckin&#8217; laugh at it...thats &#8216;fer sure..
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totallyupyours.com%2Findex.html">http://www.totallyupyours.com/index.html</a>
</p>
<p>
Go find stuff...and hey...check it out...3 of my vids are in the top 5&#8230;
</p>
<p>
(Well..I&#8217;m DB...farkin&#8217; Champion the Wonder Horse)
</p>
<p>
And don&#8217;t forget...the bigger TC gets...The more people will join the forum...and that means i&#8217;ll be able to kick more ass...and i like kickin&#8217; ass&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Do your farkin&#8217; best...or worst&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Do it...or i&#8217;ll make R-Boris my bestest friend in the whole world&#8230;
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totallyupyours.com%2Findex.html">http://www.totallyupyours.com/index.html</a>
</p>
<p>
DB
</p>
      ]]>
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    <entry>
      <title>Guys&#8230;Please dont forget to check your PM’s&#8230;.</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/11062/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.11062</id>
      <published>2008-06-06T09:55:36Z</published>
      <updated></updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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      <![CDATA[
        <p>Just glance up and see if you&#8217;ve got any&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Thanks..
</p>
<p>
DB
</p>
      ]]>
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Our Shop Is OPEN!!!</title>
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      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.10730</id>
      <published>2008-05-23T16:31:34Z</published>
      <updated></updated>
      <author><name>Willy Wanka</name></author>
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        <p>it took some time, but we made it.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totallycrap.com%2Fmagazine%2Fdown_with_dad%2F">http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/down_with_dad/</a>
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totallygetit.com">http://www.totallygetit.com</a>
</p>
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Totally NSFW Needs YOU!!!</title>
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      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.9958</id>
      <published>2008-04-16T20:52:11Z</published>
      <updated>2008-04-20T12:59:48Z</updated>
      <author><name>Willy Wanka</name></author>
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        <p>Yes, we&#8217;re hiring.
</p>
<p>
We put it off for a long time as the server we had could not deal with the porn storm you will undoubtedly release if you become a front page blogger on Totally NSFW.
</p>
<p>
But
</p>
<p>
We&#8217;ve got the proper hardware now and we could do with 1 or 2 porn minded people on Totally NSFW.
</p>
<p>
<span style="color:red;">Job description:</span>
</p>
<p>
<b>- to be able to post at least 2-3 posts a day. No sweat if you miss a day due to your cock getting blister burn
</p>
<p>
- posting on NSFW is no rocketscience, no previous experience required, knowing where to find good porn that befits Totally NSFW (weird, amateur, homemade, babes) is a big plus.
</p>
<p>
- No need to write long English stories so good Englsih is a plus but not necessary</b>
</p>
<p>
<span style="color:red;">What we offer:</span>
</p>
<p>
<b>- The coolest job in blog country
</p>
<p>
- Bragging rights in your local bar
</p>
<p>
- some cool t-shirt and even a cool exclusive hoodie (after you&#8217;ve stood the test of time, so don&#8217;t apply and expect to get the goods immediately)
</p>
<p>
- possibility to to start new (NSFW) projects with us and become part owner of those</b>
</p>
<p>
If you think you are up to the job <b>send me a PM </b>with your motivation (and mention if you&#8217;ve already blogged before or if you currently blog and on what site). Only serious applicants please.
</p>
<p>
Made the porn be with you.
</p>
<p>
Willy Wanka
</p>
      ]]>
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    <entry>
      <title>All TC members..Please remember to check your PMs..Don&#8217;t be lazy&#8230;.</title>
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      <published>2008-03-19T03:53:50Z</published>
      <updated>2008-03-19T04:04:15Z</updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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        <p>For fucks sake&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Check your PMs everytime you visit&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just look up...UP&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Up, up, up...Towards the top of the screen...(even if it seems that you got 8,000,000,000 PMs..)
</p>
<p>
Just farkin&#8217; click the &#8216;Private Messages&#8217; button at the top..
</p>
<p>
Thanks...and lets all do lunch..
</p>
<p>
DB 
</p>
<p>
(Your lovely bastard forum Admin..)
</p>
      ]]>
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>To all new members / Lurkers&#8230;Please read this&#8230;.Just fuckin&#8217; read it&#8230;and understand what TC is about&#8230;..</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/7771/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.7771</id>
      <published>2008-01-24T22:29:30Z</published>
      <updated>2008-04-18T17:36:45Z</updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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      <![CDATA[
        <p>Do not just appear on this board and cunt off the Mods...It is pointless and it will do you no favors&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just be you...TC wants the &#8216;real&#8217; you...because, probably...You are a lot more amusing than you thought...and now you have an captive audience...all waiting&#8230;
</p>
<p>
TC is a website that is open to all...We do &#8216;free speech&#8217; as long as it is legal...and i know what can and can&#8217;t be posted on the internet...so don&#8217;t fuck with me over this point.
</p>
<p>
But please find out who the Mods are here at TC&#8230;
</p>
<p>
TC has a loyal following...you either want to be part of it...or not.
</p>
<p>
Your choice...but please...Do not fuck off the TC mods...They will complain to me...and if it is justified...you will be gone...and then you can appeal to Willy or Dev...but don&#8217;t hold your breath waiting for a reprieve&#8230;
</p>
<p>
I WILL back the forum Mods...and Willy will back me...and the last thing you wanna do is piss off &#8216;Willy&#8217; or &#8216;The Deviant&#8217; or &#8216;Steve Stiffbone&#8217; (Seriously..I ain&#8217;t joking)&#8230;
</p>
<p>
I know...Believe me&#8230;
</p>
<p>
And i hope there is a lesson learned&#8230;
</p>
<p>
So&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Don&#8217;t fuck with the TC Moderators&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Don&#8217;t fuck with TC&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Don&#8217;t fuck with this board&#8230;
</p>
<p>
And seriously don&#8217;t fuck with Willy, &#8216;The Deviant&#8217;, Steve, or me&#8230;
</p>
<p>
I Admin this board...It is what i do best&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just be a normal fucka&#8217;...who finds good stuff / vid clips...etc&#8230;
</p>
<p>
And please try not to make your first post a &#8216;request&#8217;...that kinda pisses people off&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Stand at ease...and go get those clips&#8230;
</p>
<p>
DB
</p>
      ]]>
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Upgrade Time</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/7895/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.7895</id>
      <published>2008-01-29T14:43:32Z</published>
      <updated></updated>
      <author><name>Willy Wanka</name></author>
      <content type="html">
      <![CDATA[
        <p>not to worry.
</p>
<p>
TC will be down for a bit soon.
<br />
We are simply upgrading our CMS and hopefully getting some bugs out.
</p>
<p>
Back soon.
</p>
      ]]>
      </content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Ok&#8230;serious&#8230;Please vote on the next FP Blogger&#8230;</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/7776/" />      
      <id>tag:totallycrap.com,2008:forums/viewthread/.7776</id>
      <published>2008-01-25T00:49:29Z</published>
      <updated></updated>
      <author><name>De_Bunk</name></author>
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        <p>If you are a member...well...Just click the farkin&#8217; box on who YOU want&#8230;
</p>
<p>
How hard is that&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Just do it&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Who has given you the best links?
</p>
<p>
Who appeared to &#8216;fit in&#8217; at TC?
</p>
<p>
Who the fuck do you want&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Stop fucking about and vote&#8230;
</p>
<p>
Who wants my ass? (excluding TC member &#8216;Humper&#8217; as i&#8217;d rather it be female)
</p>
<p>
Thnaks&#8230;
</p>
<p>
DB
</p>
      ]]>
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