Your Totallycrap Copyright (c) 2010 ExpressionEngine tag:totallycrap.com,2010:03:19 Well I did It! tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19783 2010-03-19T18:44:35Z the herbalist Random this, thought i’d share though…

Last night I asked my long term girlfriend to marry me and she accepted.

Happy Days!! grin

]]> If you only got one eye…You can’t see in ‘double vision’...Fark you… tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19784 2010-03-19T21:56:07Z 2010-03-19T21:58:23Z De_Bunk ...no matter how much alcohol you drink…

I know…I tried it…

I’m gay…and a complete shirt-lifter…

DB

]]> Happy St. Paddy’s Day Everyone! tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19763 2010-03-17T10:32:00Z 2010-03-17T10:38:03Z Spartan28 It’s the one day when all that want to be Irish get their day! LOL
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Sorry Mesh! Nothing personal. wink

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Ta.

cheese

Spartan

]]> 200 Year Old Tradition Cancelled Due To Health & Safety Killjoys tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19731 2010-03-12T18:44:37Z GregoryPasopax Such a shame.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257445/Gloucester-cheese-rolling-event-Coopers-Hill-cancelled-200-years.html

]]> Can you write your own name? tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19764 2010-03-17T10:51:28Z Humper http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1258281/Easy-ABC-Dance-group-members-contort-26-letters-alphabet.html

]]> Your mission for this week is to find another ‘Boris’...Seek out your friends…Who could replace him…? tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19758 2010-03-16T19:33:59Z 2010-03-16T19:37:54Z De_Bunk Boris could take the shit…

Boris didn’t give a fuck and answered back to his TC peers…

Just like Mhaphew..(the mental Marine Corps bastard)

But we need someone who will get pissed off and fight back…

A person who thinks they are a ‘real’ smartass…

The people who think they are really ‘intelligent’...

Get them here…If they think they are hard enough…or clever enough..

I’m ready…

Are you ???

DB

(ETA…Mhaphew and Boris are not included in the ‘less intelligent’ statement…as they both have better, higher paying jobs than 99% of us here…)

]]> The Totally Crap Fantasy Football Thread (Week 4) Official tag:totallycrap.com,2009:forums/viewthread/.17723 2009-08-14T14:41:47Z 2009-08-30T21:24:45Z meshan The league

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/17681/

]]> Brazilian on the beach. tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19757 2010-03-16T19:31:07Z Finbar That’s it, in you come, park it here please.

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]]> Love a good burnout? tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19750 2010-03-15T09:48:37Z Finbar Some are done by total twats and you just long for them to fail, and then some are truly, truly, impressive. Now go, burn baby burn.

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]]> Poet laureate pens Beckham ode tag:totallycrap.com,2010:forums/viewthread/.19756 2010-03-16T17:09:12Z Sea Dog Myth’s river- where his mother dipped him, fished him, a slippery golden boy flowed on, his name on its lips.

Without him, it was prophesised, they would not take Troy.

Women hid him, concealed him in girls’ sarongs; days of sweetmeats, spices, silver songs…

But when Odysseus came, with an athlete’s build, a sword and a shield, he followed him to the battlefield, the crowd’s roar,

And it was sport, not war, his charmed foot on the ball…

But then his heel, his heel, his heel…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/8570282.stm

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