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Quick everybody gather around….are you all here. Good. Did you know…

2008-05-12T11:11:59Z

that mugabe is e ba gum backwards . For people form another country it is a yorkshire phrase. That is all you may leave

Priorities

2008-05-13T00:31:00Z

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1315823,00.html

Introduction Video

2008-05-12T12:56:13Z

I thought I would make you a quick introduction video saying hello, so here it is.

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Kelly Clarkson is a chubby

2008-05-12T07:05:41Z

I know a few people here feel cheated when you see a photoshoped picture of a hotie. But it is funny when they leak out the original

Tonight is my last night for sometime….

2008-05-12T15:04:46Z

I am going away for a while and so I will not be posting after tonight or tomorrow morning. I can not put in to words how much this saddens me , so for the next best thing I feel you should watch the following video, if you feel you would like to sing along here are the words. So TC and fellow crappers, I salute you

[Children:]
There’s a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say “cuckoo”
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo, cuckoo

[Children: Marta, Gretl, Brigitta: ]
Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo!
[Children:]
. . . to you

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
[Marta:]
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
[Friedrich:]
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

[Children:]
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
[Liesl:]
I’d like to stay and taste my first champagne

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
[Kurt:]
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye—Goodbye!
[Brigitta:]
I’m glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
[Louisa:]
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
[Gretl:]
The sun has gone to bed and so must I

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

[Guests:]
Goodbye![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECJLH4onZk[/youtube]

Time for new wheels.

2008-05-12T15:09:00Z

I have decided i need another car! Crappers reactions will let me know if i’ve made a good choice!

First person to tell me what make and model of car it is will get a virtual pat on the back!

Ahh the memories….

2008-05-12T12:59:33Z

I have just come across the picture in my photo album and it has brought back excellent memories, after that was taken I started to drink alot and about 3 hours later I passed out in the presence of a colonel, and I was subsequently kicked out of the building...oh the memories.

Who else has a photo that reminds them of a good time, post it and tell us why. Go on stop being miserable sods

Well, what a weekend!

2008-05-10T13:40:20Z

And it isn’t even over yet!

Firstly, I got another tattoo on yesterday, me and my fella decided to get a matching tattoo to celebrate our first year together. We didn’t get each others names or anything like that lol, just LOVE, STRENGTH and UNITY, as chinese symbols. Pez had his on this arm and I had mine and the nape of my neck, but my includes a rose going through it and a butterfly. I have to go back in 2 weeks though to have the colour intensified and the butterfly more detailed.

And today, my mum and dad went down to where my fella used to live, as he lived with his grandparents before moving in with me, they had the move a garage they were having.

Well they had the flatbed lorry which only fit 3 people and there were 6 of us all together, so my dad let me drive his Subaru Impreza, OH MY GOD! I have a need for speed when I am in that thing! Its like having an obidient well trained beast at my feet!!!!!!

On another note, the custom merchandise is here, so what is the first thing you want to see of me wearing it? Any ideas?

The 500 word negative essay about Tina aka Date Girl thread

2008-04-13T03:52:10Z

she wants you to write her a 500 word essay in which you say how much you love her.

http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/tina_aka_date_girl_needs_you/

We want you to write a 500 word essay about how much you don’t love her.

Winner gets a t-shirt and TC calendar so dump your entries here.

For the love of god someone please help me, call the animal exterminators, police, army…..

2008-05-11T15:42:52Z

anyone with enough firepower to get rid of this huge spider that has kicked me out of my bedroom. And when I say huge, I mean fucking enormous, and when I say fucking enormous I mean monstrous, fuck that, it is almost too big to fit in my room. All I have is a Hoover to get rid of it. When dyson say no loss of suction, they better fucking mean it, as I need as much suction as possible to get rid of this bastard. I don’t know what it has been living on, but it certainly isn’t insects. I would guess it has been eating cat’s and small dog’s….