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Attic Clearance Sale - I found my never used ‘Banana Bronco’ Pro-Inflatable. Going at 1/5 purchase price.

2008-07-01T09:03:33Z

This weekend I spent some time tidying up the attic and chucking all the old shit out and stuff that will never see daylight again, 300 video tapes / 1 laptop / 1 pc and 1 mac /2 monitors.

What I did find, was a Banana Bronco (see pic below). Thing is, it’s never been used, I had a beach watersports company in the Canary Islands a few years ago, but it never made it out there. If anyone wants it they can have it for £100, only cos it will probably cost twice as much for delivery, it weighs a fucking ton.

Oh, it doesnt come with a boat or jetski to tow it

Saints of Los Angeles

2008-06-26T15:45:50Z

Montley Crew finally came out with some new shit and it actually rocks! what do you think??
(I cant figure out how to post a youtube video on here, if someone will tell me I will post it or if someone wants to post it that would be great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWpS8iSDIY&feature=related

Before and After magazine - design guides for all you creative types :: huge collection

2008-06-13T14:26:43Z

When not drinking, whoring or just listlessly wanking while looking out of the *window, open-mouthed, I know that many Crappers are creative souls. Before and After magazine will be right up the street of anyone who fancies themselves as a bit of a designer or who would just like to make their scrawls look less like the result of an art therapy session in a lobotomy clinic.

B & M Magazine

http://rapidshare.com/files/102947514/baam.part1.rar | 103809 KB
http://rapidshare.com/files/102952350/baam.part2.rar | 57674 KB

*bus

Zablociak’s HD movie collection!

2007-09-25T10:55:48Z

Mission: Impossible, HDDVD 720p x264 (1996)

Video: 1280 x 528, x264, 23.976 fps, ~5571 kbps
Audio: English AC3 5.1 640 kbps
Size: 4.37 GB (4476.4 MB)
Duration: 01:50:14
IMDB: http://imdb.com/title/tt0117060/

http://rapidshare.com/files/58036422/mssn.mpssbl.part01.rar
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z@blociak

Shine a Light

2008-06-06T14:55:55Z

So I am not a complete new person on here and thought I may make a request. I am looking for the Shine a Light CD, it is a movie about the Rolling Stones, went to see it last night and now I want to listen to it today. I have plenty of music here to share, have uploaded some to share in the past, so if anyone is able to help out I appreciate it greatly! Thanks guys!

If woman ruled the world.

2008-05-22T22:00:21Z

I recieved these in an email today...for the ladies. This truly is crap.

For the old farts of TC

2008-05-24T23:27:29Z

Another crap email I recieved. I tried to find a video link as well but with no luck......

This is too funny. Especially when are beginning to see the need for some of these things in your future…
Julie Andrews Turns 69 ... this is hysterical
To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a
special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit
of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was
‘My Favorite Things’ from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’. Here are the lyrics she used:

(Sing It!)… If you sing it, its especially hysterical !!!
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails
and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These
are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillac’s and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and
Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches
with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I
simply remember my favorite things, And then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or
food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they
bring, These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin’, Thin bones and
fractures and hair that is thinnin’, And we won’t mention our short
shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then
I remember the great life I’ve had, And then I don’t feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over
four minutes and repeated encores.)

...I am so glad I am only 26!

Hooray for Boobies

2007-12-13T18:21:10Z

They write puerile songs about porn stars and use lots of rude words. What’s not to love about the Bloodhound Gang?

Full album in near-as-dammit CD quality 320kps MP3

Two files, use HJsplit to join, unzip RAR file (no pass). You know the score.

http://rapidshare.com/files/76320811/BGHFB.rar.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/76324894/BGHFB.rar.002

Anyone know of a good basic video editing program?

2008-04-12T08:46:05Z

& it has to be free. Ive never paid for a program, not going to start now.

Just a good basic one will do. & it has to work with .mpg’s too. My window’s movie maker will not edit .mpg’s.

All I need to do is cut a few bits out here & there.

Cheers.

Shit Joke

2008-04-08T08:28:19Z

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. “You sign! You sign!” Nelson says to him, “Look, you’ve obviously got the wrong man”, and shuts the door in his face.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, “You sign! You sign!” Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him “Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?”

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says

“You not Nissan Main Dealer?”