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    <title>Your Totallycrap</title>
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    <dc:rights>Copyright 2008</dc:rights>
    <dc:date>2008-05-07T14:12:49-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Sound Level Meters</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10335/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Has anyone got any experience of sound level meters?
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My neighbours are noisy as hell &#45; I mean properly noisy, the bass rips through my entire house at times.&amp;nbsp; I&#8217;ve been down the nice route and asked them to stop more than once, but it never lasts.&amp;nbsp; It&#8217;s also been going on for some time &#45; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totallycrap.com%2Fforums%2Fviewthread%2F7627%2F&quot;&gt;my previous cries for help&lt;/a&gt;
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Anyway, I&#8217;ve had some informal chats with a solicitor and the local council and they&#8217;ve suggested that I start recording all incidences and the type of noise made.&amp;nbsp; It was also mentioned, that whilst it might not be admissable in court (if it ever got that far) additional details like volume readings would be useful.
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So, I&#8217;m now looking about for a reasonably priced sound meter.&amp;nbsp; I&#8217;ve found this:
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.maplin.co.uk%2FModule.aspx%3FModuleNo%3D46362&quot;&gt;http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=46362&lt;/a&gt;
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Thing is, most of the noise is thumping bass.&amp;nbsp; By it&#8217;s nature it&#8217;s not really that loud, it just permeates the entire house and drives me potty.&amp;nbsp;  Does anyone know if sound meters can pick up the lower bass tones, or do I need something more specific?
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I thank you all in advance&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2008-05-05T10:28:46-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Vuzix iWear AV920!</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10331/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Check this shit out!!
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.firebox.com%2Fproduct%2F2029%23yourvideos&quot;&gt;http://www.firebox.com/product/2029#yourvideos&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font&#45;size:14px;&quot;&gt;If you&#8217;re looking for the ultimate big screen experience then look no further than the AV920s. Capable of replicating the effect of a huge 62&#8221; screen viewed from 9ft, these versatile specs are compatible with almost any video device &#45; from iPods and portable DVD players to camcorders and gaming systems. Believe us, once you&#8217;ve watched a movie in big, beautiful, crystal clear high resolution 2D and 3D, you&#8217;ll never want to take your AV920s off &#45; except perhaps to rub your eyes in total amazement.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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I saw this in the latest Zoo magazine. It looks fucken sweet huh! I wonder how well it works!? I think I will buy one.
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      <dc:date>2008-05-05T04:05:31-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Vodafone unlimited internet&#63;!</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10278/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10278/#When:12:48:30Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;I don&#8217;t know how you folks over yonder feel about Vodafone, but this sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me:
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vodafone.com%2Fstart%2Fmedia_relations%2Fnews%2Flocal_press_releases%2Fuk_press_releases%2F2007%2Funlimited_internet.html&quot;&gt;http://www.vodafone.com/start/media_relations/news/local_press_releases/uk_press_releases/2007/unlimited_internet.html&lt;/a&gt;
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Considering that I shell out 30$ for my mobile internets here, this is the kind of announcement that makes me go WTF is up with US mobile phone carriers?!
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      <dc:date>2008-05-01T12:48:30-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Racist mp3 player</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10252/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10252/#When:10:03:49Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Who named this thing?
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.engadget.com%2F2007%2F08%2F24%2Ftrekstor&#45;showcases&#45;i&#45;beat&#45;blaxx&#45;portable&#45;media&#45;player%2F&quot;&gt;http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/24/trekstor&#45;showcases&#45;i&#45;beat&#45;blaxx&#45;portable&#45;media&#45;player/&lt;/a&gt;
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i beat blaxx? Really?
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      <dc:date>2008-04-30T10:03:49-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Robot Drummer</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10155/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10155/#When:19:11:46Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Cracking little toy. Now this is &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; clever
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fletsmakerobots.com%2Fnode%2F112&quot;&gt;http://letsmakerobots.com/node/112&lt;/a&gt;
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Link has plenty of vids and info&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2008-04-26T19:11:46-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The greatest invention ever</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10133/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fleavemealonebox.com%2F&quot;&gt;http://leavemealonebox.com/&lt;/a&gt;
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Amazing! I can&#8217;t wait till they are on sale..
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      <dc:date>2008-04-25T06:16:28-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Humping USB dog</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10124/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Is there a point to this? No. But is it awesome? Yes. 
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thinkgeek.com%2Fgeektoys%2Fjapanfan%2F9c89%2F&quot;&gt;http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/&lt;/a&gt;
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[youtube]rI&#45;pct3zy18[/youtube]
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      <dc:date>2008-04-24T13:04:10-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Geeky Pants, but awesome pulling potential..</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10107/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10107/#When:00:35:17Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vouspensez.com%2F2008%2F04%2F22%2Fthe&#45;geekiest&#45;pants&#45;ever%2F&quot;&gt;http://www.vouspensez.com/2008/04/22/the&#45;geekiest&#45;pants&#45;ever/&lt;/a&gt;
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Yes they&#8217;re geeky, and a bit wierd, but imagine the potential for pulling birds!
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&#8220;Ok, can you give me your number, and also, type your name on here&#8230; ooh yeah.. just there...&#8221;
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      <dc:date>2008-04-24T00:35:17-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>So, you miss Elvis do you, well all is not lost&#8230;</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/9785/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/9785/#When:08:02:47Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;..because you can get yourself an Elvinator, a recreation of The King as a robotic being, marvellous. 
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The idea here was to create a masterfully sculpted rendition of the big burger eating, hip grinding, found dead on the toilet, King of rock &amp;amp; roll. 
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He sings to you, and you converse with it.
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Now I know that this thing has since had a latex skin applied, to make it more &lt;i&gt;realistic&lt;/i&gt;.
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But that&#8217;s got to be a mistake, because in this form it&#8217;s great, and creepy as fuck.
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But give me a masterfully sculpted rendition of Kylie from the belly button down to the knees please Mr. Robot making person, with the skin on, and with real hair, thank you.
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[youtube]LV8Ws4JadTw[/youtube]
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      <dc:date>2008-04-09T08:02:47-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Visual music thingy</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/9756/</link>
      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/9756/#When:11:16:57Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Like a wierd 60&#8217;s cartoon, now you can make music with funky patterns
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ampledesign.co.uk%2Fva%2Findex.htm&quot;&gt;Turn on, tune in, drop out clicky&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-04-08T11:16:57-07:00</dc:date>
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