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    <dc:date>2008-05-13T16:41:34-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Shark shags fatty</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.redtube.com%2F9358&quot;&gt;Is it a chub?&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-05-12T15:23:07-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>You know when you wish you just hadn&#8217;t watched something but you couldnt help but watch&#63;</title>
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      <guid>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10515/#When:16:32:59Z</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsfilter.org%2Fvideo%2F49004%2F2_girls_1_cup_has_nothing_on_this_nasty_shiteater%2F&quot;&gt;I&#8217;m not even too sure what to call this act. I dont even know why I watched it till the end?&lt;/a&gt;
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Im a very naught boy and proud of it&#8230;
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Any way 
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night night
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got to be at work tomorrow&#8230; 2day.. shit a bit later on
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Spaceworm
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      <dc:date>2008-05-12T16:32:59-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Lidls and porn&#8230;Who would have thought it&#8230;</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Look what he&#8217;s carrying&#8230;
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&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot; alt=&quot;cheese&quot; style=&quot;border:0;&quot; /&gt;
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DB
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      <dc:date>2008-05-09T17:41:34-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>forget your diet &#45; chocolate sliming</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;ok, so I thought here was the place for this vid, although it&#8217;s on YouTube so not officially porn.
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And yes, it&#8217;s just chocolate. But it got me kinda sick anyway.
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[youtube]&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdHQc3IrDEBg&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHQc3IrDEBg&lt;/a&gt;[/youtube]
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edit by teddy:they have disabled embedding so just click on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdHQc3IrDEBg&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHQc3IrDEBg&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-05-12T04:35:16-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>deaf porn&#8230;</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.efukt.com%2F2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html&quot;&gt;http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html&lt;/a&gt;
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...okay&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2008-05-11T13:32:14-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Your doing it wrong!</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I&#8217;m suprised I haven&#8217;t this pic before
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      <dc:date>2008-05-07T01:01:04-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Butterfly tattoo</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10409/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Cute isn&#8217;t it ?
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Stop !!&amp;nbsp; Look again &#45; carefully.&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot; alt=&quot;cheese&quot; style=&quot;border:0;&quot; /&gt; 
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oldwilli
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      <dc:date>2008-05-08T09:49:41-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Cabbage golden shower</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;We&#8217;ve had egg requests.Now cabbage is on the menu.
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fpcdnv4.xtube.com%2Fwatch_video.php%3Fv_user_id%3Drubberboots%26cv%3D0%26idx%3D5%26v%3Dh0RYY&#45;G116&#45;%26cl%3DtrcmQ&#45;G116&#45;%26from%3D%26ver%3D2&quot;&gt;Man pursuing vendetta against cabbage&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-05-07T13:08:50-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>New Nike Advert</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;check out this advet its the new nike one, its pretty sick.
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DanwlpTgbQTE%26NR%3D1&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=anwlpTgbQTE&amp;amp;NR=1&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-04-29T20:35:30-07:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Porn for the blind</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10234/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&#8221;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornfortheblind.org%2F&quot;&gt;Porn for the Blind&lt;/a&gt; is a not&#45;for&#45;profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge.&#8221;
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I don&#8217;t know if this a hoax or not but it has some accidentally funny stuff. Guys create mp3 files in the &#8220;visually descriptive&#8221; style as they view and describe porn websites. I checked out about a bunch of their links and, in about half of them, the guys break up laughing and never finish the description or forget &#8220;the audience&#8221;. For example, &#8220;OMG she&#8217;s got huge ... Oh God, they&#8217;re like huge squishy watermelons ... Oh, oops, you don&#8217;t know what a watermelon looks like ...&#8221;
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A couple of tested safe lnks:
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornfortheblind.org%2Faudio%2Fhttpmilfsoupcomt1.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.pornfortheblind.org/audio/httpmilfsoupcomt1.mp3&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornfortheblind.org%2Faudio%2Fmomsanaladventurekellyssp.mp3&quot;&gt;http://www.pornfortheblind.org/audio/momsanaladventurekellyssp.mp3&lt;/a&gt;
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oldwilli
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      <dc:date>2008-04-29T19:54:24-07:00</dc:date>
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