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    <title>Your Totallycrap</title>
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    <dc:date>2008-10-06T18:44:21+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>i love this</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;This picture makes me hard
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      <dc:date>2008-10-04T23:21:38+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Hot Aria Giovanni in lingerie</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13219/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Real hot model Aria Giovanni posing in sexy lingerie
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(Edit by DB...Link Gone..You forum spamming cunting fuck...i hope/pray/wish something you truly love dies in screaming agony...You piece of shit whoremonger filth cunt...Fucking &#8216;$1 an hour&#8217; Ignorant filth...Fuck off)
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      <dc:date>2008-10-03T09:18:27+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Croatian voleyball selection. Female, ofc</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13201/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Some are hot, some are not.
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      <dc:date>2008-10-02T10:52:11+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>megan fox is FHM sexiest woman in the world (the lass from transformers).</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/10192/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollyrude.com%2Findex%7Eid%7E9043.htm&quot;&gt;http://www.hollyrude.com/index~id~9043.htm&lt;/a&gt;
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      <dc:date>2008-04-28T18:45:46+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Caitlin Stasey from Neighbours</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13061/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Last time I watched Neighbours she looked about ten.
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Anyway, apparently she&#8217;s now fully legal and looking like this &#45; although I still think she resembles one of the characters from the Moomins.
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      <dc:date>2008-09-23T21:45:09+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Unemployed and looking for new opportunities&#8230;</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13084/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Good afternoon.
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&lt;p&gt;
I want to draw your attention towards poor german C&#45;grade celebrity &lt;b&gt;Emilia Rizzo&lt;/b&gt;. She does modeling shoots most of the time, but was lucky enough to be offered a few small jobs for german TV&#45;magazines (example near the end of this post).
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So, a few weeks ago, tragedy happened. Apparently Emilia got booted by her celebrity agency, and now she&#8217;s afraid that she won&#8217;t be able to attend german celebrity parties anymore, wearing the shortest skirt of the evening.
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I am not happy about that, because Emilia was part of the few reasons people over here were watching these shitty Boulevard&#45;Magazines on TV.
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So, does any one of you guys have a new job for poor Emilia? I doubt that she would shy away from anything (again, see example at the end of the thread), so grab your heart people and give her something to do.
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I could come up with a few things to do for her here and there, but I doubt that I can bring up enough money for her services. :(
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[youtube]&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIFV2_5lhaWk&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFV2_5lhaWk&lt;/a&gt;[/youtube]
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This is her, getting a laser eye treatment for a german magazine.
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Fun fact:
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The girl holding her hand during the treatment is her best friend, german Playmate &lt;b&gt;Janine Habeck&lt;/b&gt;. The only german Playmate who made it into US Playboy after being published in the german version. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve already seen her somewhere.
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      <dc:date>2008-09-25T16:06:43+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Doesn&#8217;t really belong here. Jodie marsh looks butch</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/12651/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I have more if anyone wants them
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      <dc:date>2008-08-30T20:26:14+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Ooops!! &#45; Someone forgot to Photoshop Lucy Pinder!</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/4741/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;This is interesting. There&#8217;s a Lucy Pinder (and friends) photoshoot on the FP and it looks like someone forgot to Photoshop one of the pictures. Compare the waistline and thighs of the two images below, just shows you how &#8216;fake&#8217; these lads mags shoots actually are (the third image is a direct comparison).....still would though! &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.totallycrap.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot; alt=&quot;wink&quot; style=&quot;border:0;&quot; /&gt;
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Cheers,
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SD
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      <dc:date>2007-09-18T13:27:56+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Trampolines, Pogo Sticks and Fun Bags!</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13062/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;And for my first ever post on the Totally Crap forums......
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      <dc:date>2008-09-23T21:56:44+01:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Cheeky Girls topless&#8230;I would like</title>
      <link>http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/12360/</link>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Tell me you wouldn&#8217;t?
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Spaceworm
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      <dc:date>2008-08-12T22:16:50+01:00</dc:date>
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