The ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ thread - a new members guide to posting and using the forums
Posted: 18 April 2008 11:12 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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First things first. If you are new here, an unlurking lurker (or simply unsure of the forum etiquette) then make sure you read the FORUM RULES - there aren’t many of them and they are all there for a good reason. So if you break them expect to be pounced on and ridiculed by the admin’s, mods or regulars wink

There are numerous commonly asked questions by new users. So please use this thread as a starting point...This is a ‘work in progress’ so if there’s anything you think should be added either request it or create a guide for inclusion smile

Where should I create my posts?
Please think carefully about which forum you are posting images\content to. Is the content in any way ‘not safe for work’? If so, please post in the ‘crap links nsfw’ forum if the post is graphic but not sexual, or one of the NSFW forums if it is porn related. Don’t forget, people will be viewing these forums from work and so don’t want the proxy servers flagging up inappropriate content then because someone hasn’t thought about where they are posting to.

How do I attach multiple images to a post?
Under the new message window, click the ‘browse’ button and choose the picture you want to attach
If that is the only thing you want to post then click ‘Submit Post’, if you want to add more to that reply then click on ‘Preview Post’
To add the next picture click on the ‘Browse’ button and then ‘Preview Post’ until you have added all for that reply, and then submit it
You can post a maximum of 8 pictures per reply.
If you are creating replies to your initial post to add more images and you get a message along the lines of ‘unable to recieve your submission at this time’ it’s because the system thinks it’s a duplicate. Simply add a bit of random text in the replies message box.

Types of sites not to link to
Please do not link to any of the following sites:
i) TNG (thumbnail gallery) sites - these are ‘traffic trading’ site that are ad driven.
ii) Referrer driven sites - where you earn money by driving traffic to the site. These usually have some form of ‘earn easy cash’ link on the site.
iii) Any site you are unsure of. If you are not sure whether the site is ‘safe’ (i.e. not sure if it contains trojans, illegal content, or other nasties) do not link to it.

“I’ve got some great pictures of my wife\girlfriend\other but they’re too big to upload. Is there an easy way to resize them before I upload?”

1) Download the photoresize400.exe (freeware app) from here and copy it to your desktop.
2) Rename it to photoresize800.exe (or whatever the maximum width you want the finished images to be).
3) Open up Windows Explorer, browse to the images directory and simply drag and drop the images you want to resize onto the photoresize800.exe desktop icon. To drag multiple files, click the first file on the list hold down the shift key and click the bottom file, keep your mouse button held down and drag and drop all the files to the desktop icon.
4) It will create copies of the pics in the same folder with 800 appended to the end of the filename (e.g. firstpic800.jpg.
5) Upload the *800.jpg’s to the forum.

Embedding YouTube videos - especially for R-Boris

This really, isn’t that difficult.
Create your post and click the <youtube> button, you will see it mentions Please enter the youtube string, not ‘please enter the youtube URL’....this means that you only should enter the string which is the identifier of the video. So if, for instance, your URL was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtl7r6fnUs&NR=1 then the string is the bit after the ‘v=’ and before ‘&NR;=’ so in this case you would simply paste vRtl7r6fnUs into the youtube string box. Click Ok, save your post and viola - you don’t get a silly [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtl7r6fnUs&NR=1[/youtube] link.

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Posted: 18 April 2008 05:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Also…

All ‘new members’ please read the following threads

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/7771/

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/5744/

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/5048/

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Posted: 06 May 2008 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Errm, tried to edit my sig, but somehow it’s always the same picture, even if I delete it etc.. bug please? :D

edit: weirdo.. same goes for my avatar. In case I delete the old one - upload a new one, the format is changed, but the picture is still the same?!

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Posted: 06 May 2008 05:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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as long as you dont get any error messages and the size and file type are ok then just wait. It can sometimes take a while for it to show

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Posted: 06 May 2008 06:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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well, see.. couple of hours have passed.. the size of the sig pic is still the same - my avatar looks like crap since it’s the old pic but the size of the new one wink

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Posted: 06 May 2008 06:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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i can now see your sig cheese

think thats to do with the size it was saved on your computer as so you’ll have to have a fiddle on photoshop if you want it stretched out

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Posted: 06 May 2008 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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hm, wondering if my English just sucks or where the communication problem comes from..

1.) I know which size those images may have
2.) Those 2 pics you can see were the first images I uploaded
and 3.) They’re the only one this board is displaying, if I
4.) upload a new one or the same one with a bigger size the board
a.) ignores the new image in case I uploaded the same picture with a bigger size
b.) resizes the original picture by ignoring the fact that it should be a complete different pic + the size doesnt match at all raspberry

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Posted: 06 May 2008 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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besides of that, I tried it with firefox & IE, no difference, still the same shit

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Posted: 07 May 2008 08:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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anyway, after endless trys.. it finally works :D

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Posted: 08 May 2008 08:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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The board software just takes a bit of time for it’s automated ‘check’ to find whats changed…

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Posted: 04 August 2008 08:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Website owners/Spammers/Scammers/New members/Idiots who haven’t read this until now…

THESE ARE FORUM RULES…

So read on…

If you post multiple threads with links to the same site...I will instantly remove the posts/threads and send you a warning PM. If you do it again your account and all posts will be deleted.

If you link pics, instead of adding them as attachments...I will delete the offending threads/posts and send you a warning PM. If you do it again, you will be banned. (This does not apply if you have prior permission to do so or do so infrequently for ‘one off’ reasons)

It is fuckin’ pointless to spam your website on TC without prior permission. We are not interested. If you do, your threads and posts will all be removed as soon as they are found or reported and you will be warned. If you do it again, you will also be banned.

End of.

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