This morning, 10mins ago…My brother telephoned me and told me that…
Posted: 09 May 2008 12:43 PM
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...someone has stolen his brand new Jaguar XF which he has had for less than 36hrs…
I can’t laugh..‘cos it aint really funny…(and he owns the apartment i live in…so i’d better not)
Lucky he had it insured…
I have no doubt that is the last he is ever gonna see of it…
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:01 PM
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Ha oh shit!! Man that sucks…...........................
His insurance premium & excess will be on the UP!!
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:12 PM
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Hxr400…
I dont think he’s worried about that…Its the fact that none of his ‘Home security’ system actually worked…at the moment the car was being stolen…
Thats where he is venting his anger towards…
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:24 PM
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Keys weren’t in the ignition were they?
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:25 PM
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Nice woman from our village has just got herself one of those stupid beetle things in stupid bright yellow. Yesterday she pulled up outside the sleepy Post Office, gave the sleepy Post Master a parcel, came out, car gone, vanished, vapourised, nothing, sweet f.a., just her tears on the ground where the car once was.
Dangerous places Post Offices, close them I say.
Posted: 09 May 2008 01:31 PM
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I sure hope you did not install those home security devices, DB
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:32 PM
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De_Bunk - 09 May 2008 01:12 PM
Hxr400…
I dont think he’s worried about that…Its the fact that none of his ‘Home security’ system actually worked…at the moment the car was being stolen…
Thats where he is venting his anger towards…
DB
Oh fuck! Yes that would be extreemly frustrating im sure!!
A very expensive ‘Home security’ system too I bet!?
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:40 PM
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:48 PM
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Hxr400…
Yes..It was…He had it professionally installed….all around his house, garden and garages…
Me…I went to Argos…and 5yrs later…it’s still working just fine…Fuck all gets near me without me knowing about it…
I got lights, minimal cameras that cover every aspect…cost me less than £300…
His set up cost him a fortune…
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Posted: 09 May 2008 01:57 PM
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De_Bunk - 09 May 2008 01:48 PM
I got lights, minimal cameras that cover every aspect…cost me less than £300…
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lol.. db’s system is this tho boys.
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marekmarek - 09 May 2008 01:25 PM
Nice woman from our village has just got herself one of those stupid beetle things in stupid bright yellow. Yesterday she pulled up outside the sleepy Post Office, gave the sleepy Post Master a parcel, came out, car gone, vanished, vapourised, nothing, sweet f.a., just her tears on the ground where the car once was.
Dangerous places Post Offices, close them I say.
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Well I hope he gets a new car soon.
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Humper - 09 May 2008 02:18 PM
Well I hope he gets a new car soon.
why?
looking for a new ride?
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Humper - 09 May 2008 02:18 PM
Well I hope he gets a new car soon.
why?
looking for a new ride?
Is he worth the effort?
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