See? Drunk driving ain’t THAT bad…
Posted: 11 May 2008 09:32 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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I don’t know if I’m serious or not…

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Posted: 11 May 2008 10:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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He does have a point. I suppose that drink driving, chatting on your mobile, speeding, eating a Mars bar, arguing with the wife doesn’t matter when you’re driving until you cause an accident. Then they should be taken into consideration and you should be punished accordingly. If you can drive home safely while doing any of them then there’s no harm done.

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Those figures would increase dramatically if the laws were relaxed.

Pushing your bike across your yard whilst over the limit is a bizarre crime though

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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What a stupid, stupid, stupid and stupid man.  Don’t drink alcohol and you have nothing to worry about.

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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I agree Humper, he’s taken his bitterness a little far. I like how he disregards the 30 “innocents” as almost acceptable.

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Humper is proving good sound moral advice

the world has truely gone mad cheese

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Are those two statements connected NT

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And I thought you 2 were friends

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Posted: 11 May 2008 12:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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yes and yes LOL

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Posted: 11 May 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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I always have very high moral standards.  Except when I’m horny.

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Posted: 11 May 2008 01:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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LOL funnily enough you arent alone in that. its not just moral standards that go tho, its standards in general

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Posted: 11 May 2008 01:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Oh please NT, I could write a book about that!

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Posted: 11 May 2008 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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But is it wrong to have a blowjob while driving? I got one… I don’t think there are any laws about it but it did distract me a little.

as for drink driving… it is a bad it is way too easy to think nothing will go wrong. and 99 times out of 100 nothing will happen. but then on that fateful night you will get caught or kill or mame someone then everything is fucked

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Posted: 11 May 2008 06:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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I think he ment 5.1billion not trillion trips…

I do agree with some points, but it all got started because he was pushing his bike across his own yard? That seems like a bit of a stretch by any law.

and as far as getting a bj while driving is considered distracted driving in most states int he US. The same can be said for cell phones or other distractions while driving. it just doesnt get used often, but they have used it.

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Posted: 11 May 2008 08:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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my aunt gone for pushing a pram drunk

she was pushing it right outside the police station and was completely rat arsed…..

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Posted: 12 May 2008 12:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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I’m drunk now in charge of a lap top

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Posted: 12 May 2008 01:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Have you passed your Laptop Test?

Shame on you!

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