anyone with enough firepower to get rid of this huge spider that has kicked me out of my bedroom. And when I say huge, I mean fucking enormous, and when I say fucking enormous I mean monstrous, fuck that, it is almost too big to fit in my room. All I have is a Hoover to get rid of it. When dyson say no loss of suction, they better fucking mean it, as I need as much suction as possible to get rid of this bastard. I don’t know what it has been living on, but it certainly isn’t insects. I would guess it has been eating cat’s and small dog’s….
Could be one of those tropical spiders that get cought up in bananas and then sold at Tesco’s
okay, seriously are you trying to make me more scared of this? The only thing which I am afraid of, and I openly admit this, is spiders. The fact that your trying to make me even more scared of them is not cool. You should be ashamed of yourself, bow your head in shame and sit in the corner facing the wall.
That would involve getting close to it, as soon as I saw the fecking thing I jumped straight out the door. I have my dyson hoover ready, which has an extendable pole, and a reach of about 5-6ft, so any minute(I’m just plucking up the courage to go back in there and look for it) it is going to be spinning around in the dyson.
