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Posted: 13 May 2008 11:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]  
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Funny…

I just had a couple slices of toast with Bovril spread on it…

I can’t tell the difference between Bovril and Marmite anyways….

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]  
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did you know CDs have an average lifespan of 10 years? so everything you bought in the 90’s is prolly dying right now.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]  
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For a lot of CDs it can be very difficult, no matter what, they’re just not born to wear high heels and so much make-up.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]  
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De_Bunk - 13 May 2008 11:31 AM

Funny…
I just had a couple slices of toast with Bovril spread on it…
I can’t tell the difference between Bovril and Marmite anyways….
DB

“Bovril” and “Marmite” sound like furniture polishers to me. LOL

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Posted: 13 May 2008 01:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]  
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if you add a teaspoon of marmite to gravy while you are making it (not baby gravy), then it tastes lovely

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Posted: 13 May 2008 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]  
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I`m sure it tastes like Vegemite.
With a dash of petroleum aroma…
I`m going to gather you lot one day, and show you what food really tastes like!

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Posted: 13 May 2008 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]  
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It looks like poo as well.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 04:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]  
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Humper - 13 May 2008 12:50 PM

For a lot of CDs it can be very difficult, no matter what, they’re just not born to wear high heels and so much make-up.

Friends of yours.

I think we have forgotten the most important part of this off topic discussion.

I like vegimite

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Posted: 13 May 2008 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]  
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Did you know that effigies of Cliff Richard were used for psychological warfare tactics by the Viet-Cong against American troops

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Posted: 13 May 2008 06:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]  
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did you know that i’ve burnt the soles of my feet by walking around outside with no shoes on?  ouch…

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Posted: 13 May 2008 07:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]  
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Posted: 13 May 2008 09:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]  
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R-Boris - 12 May 2008 08:11 PM

that mugabe is e ba gum backwards snake . For people form another country it is a yorkshire phrase. That is all you may leave

Somebody just watch a repeat of Have I Got News For You?

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Posted: 13 May 2008 09:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]  
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We were just humouring him Bovine,care in the community style.

Did you know Henry Kelly of Going For Gold fame was the original choice for 007 in The Living Daylights

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Posted: 13 May 2008 09:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]  
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Did you know that 8 out of 10 cat owners (who expressed a preference) said their cats preferred it?

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Posted: 13 May 2008 09:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]  
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Wanderlei - 13 May 2008 09:48 PM

Did you know Henry Kelly of Going For Gold fame was the original choice for 007 in The Living Daylights

Haha, I just looked up his Bio on IMDB because I was curious what else he’d done.

They have two items of Trivia Listed:
Has owned a race horse.
Is the host of the weekday breakfast programme on Classic FM Radio Station

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