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This is Brilliant and true. It happened in Middlesbrough and was in the local paper. About a missed visit to the GUM clinic
 
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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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What can I say… Middlesbrough Scum. I know the people shouldn’t have been talking about her behind her back but all you need is one look and you can see she is a smack rat.

Sharon Roberts was shocked when a routine message from James Cook University Hospital went on to record staff making hostile comments about her

Just click the link and listen. Judt think they might be talking about you when you miss the visit to the GUM clinic!

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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pmsl, maybe will make her change her ways

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 14 May 2008 10:29 PM

pmsl, maybe will make her change her ways

What does PMLS mean?

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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its pmsl… piss myself laughing

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Pissing my shorts laughing
Ah you, foreigners…
Edit: seems like I know the wrong version

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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im not wearing shorts

piss my skirt laughing?

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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socks?

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Arr PMSL I like it

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Posted: 14 May 2008 10:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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It`s a dirty version of ROFL

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Posted: 14 May 2008 11:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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ROLF? What is that? I mean WTFIGO I must be loosing touch with reality again

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Posted: 14 May 2008 11:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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ROFL is a hard core version of LOL

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Posted: 14 May 2008 11:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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LMFAO is more exteme....

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Posted: 14 May 2008 11:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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ROLF? ‘Tie me kangaroo down, sport’

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Posted: 15 May 2008 06:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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While we’re defining things - from the voice mail post what is “canny” ?

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Posted: 15 May 2008 08:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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She sounds like a lovely “lady”.

Again, perhaps someone can get her number for DB.  I feel a bit like cupid.

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Posted: 15 May 2008 11:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Oldwilli, I’ve never understood how nobody else in the world uses “canny” as up here it is used in nearly every appropriate sentence. So it must actually be slang if no-one else knows it, right?

Anyways, “canny” basically means “rather,” i.e “she is canny fat,” “that car looks canny good,” “this pizza tastes canny nice” etc. It can also be used as a term for someone who is sound, eg, “she is a canny lass”.

Hope that has solved your problem lol.

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