That’s not a wallet -that’s a briefcase, old boy.

Wallet

this is what I use… but yeah it gets a little thick at times.

23g pack of Gold Leaf Baccy
Packet of Rizlas
Zippo lighter
Asthma inhaler (seriously)
House keys
£51.29
Flash drive
Hohner Little Lady Harmonica
Silver Spoon sweeteners
Dead battery out of car alarm remote
Crap Chinese MP4 player
Ancient packet of Fisherman’s Friends

I need to get a life.

I think we may be onto something here… some new science of perceiving somebody’s personality through their pockets. I can already see serialisation of the pop-up book in the Mail or some other rag.

Finiousfingers - 16 May 2008 06:19 PM

Wallet

this is what I use… but yeah it gets a little thick at times.

Very chic, mister. I feel a bit ashamed of my old wallet now…

30p, and old bus ticket, a snotty tissue and a sweet paper

chic yes, but it holds to much crap, as you can tell, allmy card slots have 2-3 plastic cards in each then inside each of the sections has a back pocket to hold even more small crap like business cards and receipts… and cash hiding.

but I love the wallet, its my second one.

naughtyteddy - 16 May 2008 07:04 PM

30p, and old bus ticket, a snotty tissue and a sweet paper

And there was me thinking you would have nothing in your glamorous pockets but a credit card and a spare bit of eye-wateringly expensive (and probably microscopic) underwear.

you thought id been shop lifting and mugging?

im just grateful you didnt ask what was in my bag or wallet. i’d still be typing now

Finiousfingers - 16 May 2008 07:10 PM

but I love the wallet, its my second one.

Don’t tell me - you use the first one for packing when you go on vacation?

naughtyteddy - 16 May 2008 07:32 PM

you thought id been shop lifting and mugging?

im just grateful you didnt ask what was in my bag or wallet. i’d still be typing now

I’m intrigued now. I think we should be told. After all, girls don’t tend to have as many pockets on their clothes - so bags count.

$17 and some change, keys, wallet, bottle of KY just in case lol

As I’m currently busy at work (browsing tc on my iPhone) I have;
2 screwdrivers
a head torch
small adjustable spanner
fluke voltage tester
some keys
wallet
a note book
and a fluffy toy (generation game??)

right…

a purse/wallet
2 packs of disney princess tissues
1 pack taz tissues
2 used tissues
2 empty ciggie packets
4 random old receipts
3 leaves
1 stone (apparently it was pretty and we had to take it home)
1 bit of paper with my ex’s address (thats not bunny boiler territory, i needed to send him something)
4 envelopes
1 book of stamps
2 pens
1 leaflet from the doctors
1 notepad
1 letter from the passport morons
1 leaflet about how to take care of your tropical fish. we dont have any fish....
1 bluebell
2 daisys

I deeply love this insight into Crappers and their lives. But I get the feeling that some must have some truly questionable things stuffed into their jeans.