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Ok, something odd about this message.
 
Osharna Milan
Posted: 17 May 2008 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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I just logged on to find I had a PM so went and read it, I wont say who its from but this is what it read

‘you are so great, i always shave my cocks, you would love it.’

Now is it just me, or is there something seriously wrong with that message?

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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I think he likes you

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Osharna Milan
Posted: 17 May 2008 07:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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lol! you’re missing the point man! This man has more than one cock!

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Not really…

He is just telling you something...and not asking for anything in return…

It cannot be worse than ‘Miggy’ and his Egg fetish...( and can you imagine a man with two cocks)

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meshan
Posted: 17 May 2008 07:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Maybe he shaves his chickens

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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It would seriously bother me but I’m not into “cock” as they put it. Every star has a fan club I guess.

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Osharna Milan
Posted: 17 May 2008 07:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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He shaves his cocks! Now, I would be scared meeting a man with 1 hairy cock, but multiple hairy cocks???????? Is this guy human?

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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My cock is 2in long....but 12in wide....

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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My cock is only 5 inches. Off the floor.

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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I had a cock once - bloody fox killed it though.
True story.



Just realised this is gonna be my thousandth post and I’m talking about my cock being eaten.  Ah well.

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Obviously they have mistaken me for a much shorter man

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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I’ve had a similar problem.A recently got a PM from an admirer saying,” I love your work,i’ll give you special

rates for an hour of my time, big boy.” I also won’t say who it’s from,but his name ends in ‘oris’ and he’s just

left for an expedition somewhere.

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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you could have dp without making an extra cup of tea after, but imagine how much he spends on condoms shut eye

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Bovine…

Your ‘Eunach’ stories ain’t gonna work here..

Give up…

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Posted: 17 May 2008 07:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 17 May 2008 07:56 PM

you could have dp without making an extra cup of tea after, but imagine how much he spends on condoms shut eye

One word...Tupperware

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 17 May 2008 07:56 PM

making an extra cup of tea after

You make tea after?  How thoughtful.

When I was a single man, the only thing I got made after, was to leave.

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Obviously they have mistaken me for a much shorter man

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Posted: 17 May 2008 08:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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Maybe it was a bad translation...?

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