I bet it’s like Werthers Originals with a hint of Plaice

It’s probably all dried up now.

There’s a solution for every problem, Humper.

With the friction from her dryness you could slip in a couple of slices of bread and toast ‘em with a nob of spreadable lurpak - you’ve got a yourself a dandy meal.  Thank you Judith Chalmers.

Humper - 25 June 2008 11:33 AM

So, has your mum ever seen Judith’s clunge?

Haha, funniest thing I’ve read all day.

A less refined man would have gone for something like “old donner kebab flange”