Hi yall

My boss is being a total prick, and making my life a fucking misery. Mrs Spaceworm says I shouldnt smash his teeth in.
So Im really hoping the crappers out there can give me a hand and in sone devious way to fuck him over.

Im just not sure what to do for the best?

By the way this has been going on for ages, Im sure heis looking fr a way to leagally sack me.

I rally want to smash all hs teeth but then I may get the sack, have no dosh and end up doing bird.  So Please help

Spaceworm

Got any ricin?

Watch any American college films from the 80’s. They always have zany pranks at getting back at the Burser.

My faves include. Nailing all his furniture to the celling and Toga parties.

Cheers guys. still need more ideas… I like ricin but a bit dangerous. as for the nailing classic but he never seems to leave his chair. Toga also sound good I might fuck his wife

Get another job or use his PC at work (if he’s got one) to download some porn.

I like that idea. I am looking for another job, but you know how it iswhen you really want out it just dont happen.
I want a way of hacking his pc and getting it riddled

I’ve spent many hours planning what to do when I leave my current employer as my boss is also a super cunt.  I’ve thought of a few simple things such as reporting the company for software piracy and the fact that he has thousands of illegal MP3’s on the server, but I still feel I want more.

Yes I know what you mean BovineIntent. I need to come us with something so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox.
My mind is filled with evil thought at the min and Im getting bad karma.
I could get liquid lax and add it to his drink. as long as it dont kill him I dont fancy 5 years for manslaughter.

if he puts one foot out of line then go through the companies grevience procedure, harder to sack you if you are complaining about him. If you say the word Bullying they will cack themselves

Good one NT. What you need to do is get some time on the sick with stress and say that it’s work related. They’re fucked then.

yeah but you build up the bullying case first and get to the doctors for sleeping pills as the stress at work is stopping you sleeping. Build up the history and then when you decide its time to go on the sick there is evidence documented with the doctor and human resources t show its a long running thing

NT/Whackaday. I think I will do that (maybe). I did complain about him to HR at Chrismas and thay went through him like a dose of salts. Then he was my best buddy HA. But things have been slowly creeping back in, lies back stabbing etc. I an keeping all corrospondance (think thats spelled right)
He is just a fucking snide creep. Luckily for me he does most of this “bullying” via E-Amil so I suppose if you give someone enough rope!!!

Never the less that could be agood way of keeping me out of trouble and keeping him off my back but is that getting back at him?

I could have a shit in his drawer

While he’s out of the office rub your bellend over his keyboard and mouse.

sometimes doing things by the book get better results. When theres next a promotion he will be overlooked and so his career will be fucked and maybe he will leave. At least he will leave you alone

and in a few months when its not totally obvious its you, an anon call to the cops that he’s drink driving, paint stripper on his car, spray perfume and lipstick on this collar if he’s married.... (and crap on his desk)

at the moment it would be obvious its you. Patience is a virtue

whackaday - 29 June 2008 08:51 PM

While he’s out of the office rub your bellend over his keyboard and mouse.

wank in his coffee? tell him its extra cream

Just don’t get caught doing it. Could look a bit strange on CCTV as you flop your old man out and stroke it with his peripherals.