im bouncing around the living room to ghostbusters

So Spaceworm - has your boss made complaints about your spelling?

You should try coming on to him very strong, get him naked and then take some pictures of him.

I have no idea how you would work this one out, but it worked for me once! An irritating colleague of mine used to stash his shopping under his desk. I waited for the day he had conditioner in his bag, then when he went to lunch, I used stealth and cunning to pour out half of the conditioner and replace it with what was called Immac at the time and is now known as Veet.

The rest is very obvious really.................

Surely that was only successful if he had hairy shopping.

he did his shopping at the taxidermists

A hare in the rabbit warren.

If it was me, i’d be giving out his email address to every porn site going. Think of all the junk, I.T. would start going nuts also i’d register his work mobile to sex text lines and swinging sites, just remember and use an internet cafe or an unsecured wi-fi host so that you are virtually untraceable or better still do it from his pc and company mobile when he isn’t looking. I know someone who got sacked just for opening an email which contained a picture of a naked bloke! (note to humper, it was to a female, and no i don’t have a copy)

meshan - 30 June 2008 12:57 AM

Hide his mug

Surely he’d realise it wasn’t lost as soon as he looked in the mirror though?