Ha ha, DB books appointments for men to come to his house and then takes pictures of them whilst their on their knees.
Bet there’s a webcam in the toilet as well…

Bovine…

Actual fact...My connection has dropped from an average 5mb download...to 650k download..

My RAS profile is stuck and the line wont re-train itself…

For two months i’ve gradually been getting slower and slower speeds

BT love me…

DB

DB - It’s because your exchange is gonna fall into the sea soon.

Bovine…

You know it…

It’s getting a bit dodgy down the beach end of the village...a couple of years back they had to deliberately push some houses over the edge…

DB

DB - I’d like to push some houses around my way into the sea - in fact got a couple of estates if we’re making the effort.
Bit of a push to the sea though from mine and they’d just clog up the river if I tried to be lazy.
May have to think about this one a bit more.

DB, how about some photos of your vicious dog being put down after the BT engineer makes a complaint about it ?

Whackaday…

What a lovely thought…

DB

Sod that. I want to know who’s been giving DB 5megs.

Humper?

asthmatic camel - 01 July 2008 11:31 PM

Sod that. I want to know who’s been giving DB 5megs.

Humper?

Well he did say that the BT engineers loved him.  I guess it’s just a case of how much and the form it takes.