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Who’s seen a corpse…I mean like ‘dead’..as in ‘living impaired’
 
meshan
Posted: 10 October 2008 09:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]  
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I asked an undertaker once, why he gluded my nans eyes closed. He said thats what you had to do when they die with their eyes open.

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Posted: 10 October 2008 10:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]  
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Mesh…

Untertakers glue all eyes shut...regardless...Open or shut...All are glued shut…

They also glue the mouths shut…

They use Superglue...(and i’m not joking)

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Posted: 10 October 2008 10:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]  
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I’d use Prit-Stick and party sprinkles to make them look pretty.

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Posted: 11 October 2008 12:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]  
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De_Bunk - 10 October 2008 10:13 PM

Mesh…

They also glue the mouths shut…

They use Superglue...(and i’m not joking)

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I’ll buy some for the wife.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 08:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]  
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asthmatic camel - 11 October 2008 12:40 AM
De_Bunk - 10 October 2008 10:13 PM

Mesh…

They also glue the mouths shut…

They use Superglue...(and i’m not joking)

DB

I’ll buy some for the wife.

Cool.  Looking forward to seeing you on the front page of the The Sun real soon.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 08:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]  
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Nope, never seen a dead body…

Surprising when you think about it…

I live in one of the most dangerous countries in the world…

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Posted: 12 October 2008 09:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]  
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I’ve seen my gran and a cousin after they’ve passed. Hindu funerals are morbid things, let me tell you. I’ve also seen a partially decapitated body - lovely thing I saw when I was about 11 near my parents shop in Tottenham. I think we were more fascinated by it then scared of it!

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meshan
Posted: 13 October 2008 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]  
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I was in Stand by me

It was a great summer

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Posted: 13 October 2008 08:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]  
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Workaround…

I hope you dont still live in Tottenham…

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(And Meshan...you have never run down a railway line in the USA...Be quiet cheese )

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Posted: 13 October 2008 08:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]  
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We were never the same after that summer

I moved away and Billy died.

But I’ll never forget how close we were

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Posted: 13 October 2008 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]  
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Meshan…

Seeing as u are getting all sentimental..

Good song…

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