Gary Sanderson - 09 October 2008 02:37 AM

There are pics of me in a kilt
I look like Miss Jean Brodie

i demand to see them

and the pics

Yes, the hair is slightly mad, but the missus likes it that way. As for my balls, they were swinging too and fro thanks to being a True Scotsman.

Hi Don....can’t fathom out the big difference between the colour of yr face & the colour of yr legs....

ST

My legs never see the light of day (typically Scottish) and i was fucking boiling in the outfit. Kilts might look cool, but they’re heavy and really keep the heat in!

And i have a pink face.

Kilts I can accept, but that tie?

TC’s educational, though.
I always thought that a kilt would be kind of breezy on the old meat and two veg.

Why did the sporran die out?
Surely one’s nuts can never be too protected.
Plus, you have somewhere to keep your change.
I can see them making a big comeback.
Or not.

Dissolution - 09 October 2008 03:29 PM

Why did the sporran die out?

over hunting, its very sad. lets just hope the haggis doesnt suffer a similar fate as its habitat is destroyed

I wore a kilt to my uni ball (a long time ago). My girlfriend told me to wear pants, which I did, untill I got a few beers inside me.

Now Luton used to have the biggest ball in the country untill the union (shall we say) lost all the money and had to relocate to the local rugby club. The locan ITN thought it would be a good idea to interview the students about this to which I was one. The interview finnished with is it true what they say about Scotsmen and kilts.

So much to my girlfriends delight. I flashed a news crew

The outfit was at the request of the groom. The sporran is definitely making a comeback, however we are still feeling the effects of Bum Bags!

And as far as being a true Scotsman, all that should be worn below a Kilt is socks, shoes and lipstick!

Move to Rendlesham and you could have the worlds best bottom to look at every day

http://www.totallycrap.com/forums/viewthread/13393/

move too norway. it`s shit I promise you

Oh, shut up, Stoffy. You live in the last bastion of democracy in the world.