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Posted: 13 March 2007 02:48 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Tacked this on to a thread a few days ago, but it got lost in the shuffle...I thought it would be interesting if one person’s “Hell, no!” turned out to be someone else’s wet dream.

So… who would you absolutely not have sex with? Even to save the species? My answers were Dave Navarro, Gene Simmons, and Howard Stern.

Straight guys, please don’t say “What she said”!  Members of the opposite gender only, please...unless you swing the other way.

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Posted: 13 March 2007 03:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Pamela Anderson, today...No way...That is foul garbage

But hey...Elizabeth Berkely ( Ex-’Saved by the bell’ fame and that shit ‘Showgirls’, apart from her getting naked )

I’d bounce up and down on her all day and night…

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Half these feamle ‘Pornstars’...some of them are just so ‘plain’ looking…

I dont sleep with no one unless they have that certain ‘thing’ about them…

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Posted: 13 March 2007 06:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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You couldn’t pay me to sleep with most of the ‘hot’ male actors at the moment. Any man whose been the president of the U.S. Actually, scratch that, pretty much any man that’s in politics. I wouldn’t sleep with any rap or hip-hop singers, nor with any guys from a pop group pretty much.
The guys I lust after are the ones who generally play the nerds (Zander from Buffy, Walsh from Firefly etc), and I also seem to have a thing for really hairy & funny men (Robin Williams for instance).

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Posted: 13 March 2007 07:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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I wouldn’t hit Demi Moore.  Something about her just repulses me.  Anyone else?

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Posted: 13 March 2007 09:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Being the type of person that I am - a rather eclectic list of the people I wouldnt’ hit:

=1 - Mariah Carey and Britney Spears (unless they’ve both been officially released from their respective mental hospitals.

3.  Tom Hanks - he just creeps me out
4.  Jim Carey - ewww that plastic face
5.  Diana Ross - she just pisses me off
6 Christina Aguilera - gross

Other than that - I’m pretty open to suggestions (De_Bunky...come and get it)

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Posted: 13 March 2007 08:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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and amabant...im hairy and nerdy!

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Posted: 13 March 2007 09:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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hmm.. id hit u mhaphew! lol

i think julia roberts is a no no, sandra bullok id say yes plz to!

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Posted: 14 March 2007 01:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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mhaphew - 13 March 2007 08:49 PM

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and amabant...im hairy and nerdy!

Yeah, but you ain’t funny.

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Posted: 14 March 2007 05:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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amabant - 13 March 2007 06:10 AM

… and I also seem to have a thing for really hairy & funny men (Robin Williams for instance).

Well, I agree with you about the “funny” part, anyway, amabant!

Oh, and I need to add Justin Timberlake to my “do not hit” list.

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Posted: 15 March 2007 09:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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I wouldn’t ‘hit’ any female popstar you care to name today.... except Gwen… I find her strangely attractive
Most of the famous tv women are out as well, too much artificial personality :D
Hilary Rodham Clinton

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Posted: 15 March 2007 12:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Ah, way way to many to name.

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Posted: 16 March 2007 05:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Well, Britney and Paris are obvious no-hitters… other than them (and unfortunately so many in that category whose names I didn’t care to remember), I’d probably allow myself at least to consider the possibility, given urgent species need and/or outrageous financial compensation.
Ok, forget the species - but I’d still ask for veeeeery big bucks to fuck any BeverlyHills90210 chick. Freaks.

Oh, and no Maggie Thatcher or Nancy Reagan either, please.

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