OK, since the forum is about as active as Anna Nicole Smith’s hips today, I’ve had an idea.

I would like someone out there to design me a signature for the TC forum.

It should be something butch (like De_Bunk’s signature) yet sassy (like Mhaphew’s signature) while maintaining an aura of camp sophistication (like Willy’s signature).

The winning entry, if any are submitted, and judging by the level of activity on today’s forum I very much doubt it, will be chosen by the panel of judge’s to be my new signature.

....and the winner gets?

I have actually thought long and hard about prizes.

The winner can chose between a selection of prizes ranging from a naked picture of me to an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas with a porn model of your choice.  Or, simply the joy of knowing that you have done something for one such as I.

Surely irresistable to you porn loving, computer knowing boys.

Have I won?

Have I won?

Thank you for your entry Dr Fox.

A final decision won’t be made until all entries have been received - but let’s just say from entries received so far, you have been shortlisted.

According to competition rules, the prize awarded will be based on a decision made by myself and my panel of advisers.

You have to admit, that entry is funny. (although you would prefer a different entry, I suspect)

Dr.Fox…

Now the funny bit is i scrolled to the bottom of this page...read Gary’s post...scrolled back up to see the banner you made...then totally choked on my tea…

I haven’t laughed so hard in ages…

DB

Humper…

Ok then...How about this one…

DB

Ooooh now De_Bunk - I do like your effort.

Although I consider myself more of a shirt-lifter, skirt drifter.

I seem to have given the impression that I’m gay.  Let it be made clear that I “bat for both teams” - both cock and clunge are acceptable as far as I’m concerned. 

Signature entries should include both sides of me.  The fact that I am referred to as Cunt is more of a compliment than anything else - I’ve been called far worse.

With the 118 views (so far) I would have expected some more entries - too many lurkers and shirkers and not enough workers on this site!!!

Here is another entry....

edited.

I think this has just the right balance of pink and blue (representing swinging both ways) along with your proudest acheivement

Cheers,
SD

That is a good banner, right there !

Hats of to old sea dog ! good call

Well done SD,that’ll take some beating.
Pity it took out 62% of my monitor pixels!

Lol, gd one sd.  I think sigs are a load of bollocks.. mainly cuz i cant do them.  lol
but if anyone can recommend any good software il whip it out, and russle up a cracker.

i think it shows by how legendary my sig is! lol

COWBOY found this in the threads…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/Laures/Cowboy2.jpg

i think MF Doom did it for you ...beggers cant be choosers !! 

and yes it is PHOTOMAN !