...but I guess you all knew that already

I’m a newbie (no shit), signed up a few days ago and just spent that time browsing the forums, looking for decent porn, ya know how it goes.

Just thought it would be polite of me to say hello, although not sure if this is the right sub-forum to post this in...so feel free to move thread/flame me as you see fit

Righty, I’ve rambled on enough. See you around

Matt

Matty316…

No probs...Glad to see you posting rather than lurking...You can ramble as much as you want on TC…

Plenty of good shit around here ( and not all of it porn related )

If you find any good clips...Just remember to post them in the correct sections...and don’t forget the front page of TotallyCrap and all its various sections.

See u on here…

DB

Hi Matty316 - I like licking arseholes too!!!

...and as for De_Bunk’s sugary sweet reply, you’re fucking beyond reproach too.

Now, now Humper, be nice to the newbies…

Hi Matty, don’t worry. Once you get to know him he’s really a sweety

SD

That was me being nice!!!

I was simply stating to the new lad - that right from the first post we already have things in common.

ye howdi matt.. id just like to ask for some help to get sea dogs head out of humpers arse!

Humper - 22 March 2007 11:11 PM

Hi Matty316 - I like licking arseholes too!!!

...and as for De_Bunk’s sugary sweet reply, you’re fucking beyond reproach too.

Ooh, you’re a fiesty one. Although I suppose every forum on this interweb thingy has it’s resident “makes out he’s a hard nut but really he’s a pussy” member.

I take it, my good man, that is you

Thanks for the welcome though, jack

I see you’ve met Cowboy, Matt - he’s the resident “makes out he’s a comedian but really he’s a witless ****” member

Cheers,
SD

“makes out he’s a hard nut but really he’s a pussy”

I just seems so appropriate that you should be mentioning my hard nuts and pussy all in the same sentence.

We’re gonna be going to cheerleader tryouts together and get to become lifelong friends.