Hope you prefer this one m8 
Paddy and Murphy are walking around a cemetery looking a grave stones.
“Look at dis” says Paddy, “dis man doid when he wuz eaty four”.
“Dat’s nuttin” replied Murphy....."dis man doid when he wuz a ‘undred und eaty four”.
“Bloody ell” says Paddy, “dat’s omazing. What wuz his name?”.
Murphy looked at the stone and replied “hiz name wuz ‘miles to london’”......
