Bloke sits next to a beautiful blonde on an plane and decides to try his look. He offers her his hand and says ‘Hi, the name’s Bond”.
“Oh that old line” say’s the blonde “you’re going to claim your first names James are ya”.
“Nope” says the bloke “It’s Uni, Uni-Bond and later I’m going to fill your crack”.
That cracked me up last night 
But I was pretty hammered
Cheers,
SD
