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Posted: 07 November 2006 11:56 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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I know i have just been bitching in my other post about the lack of non smut related posts on the forum, but I’m a fickle cunt and now i want some honeys.

Most of us crappers out there are squinty-eyed nerds, with wanking blisters on our hands and a ghostly VDU tan complexion. But i want to know if there are any sexy crappers out there. If a girl in your office/home/prison/mental institute reads Crap and doesn’t mind having her picture taken for us, send it in. Maybe she is your girlfriend or sister. Or maybe it’s that girl you have locked under the stairs, bound and gagged and bought out to relieve your sexual frustrations. Take a snap of her and stick it on here.

I am sure if we get enough responses, we could through a t-shirt or two out there.

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Posted: 08 November 2006 05:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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How about we just make a post where everyone submits there pictures be they a guy or girl..if someone agrees ill make a sep web page dedicated to member pics!

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Posted: 08 November 2006 06:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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<---game, posting in a sec

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I have been banned from another forum for being a little bitch. I am sorry people, I brought you good porn, but I cried like a bitch when someone said something nasty about me and acted like a spoilt little retard.

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Posted: 08 November 2006 06:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Done

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I have been banned from another forum for being a little bitch. I am sorry people, I brought you good porn, but I cried like a bitch when someone said something nasty about me and acted like a spoilt little retard.

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Posted: 09 November 2006 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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bloody hell, people are actually stepping out into the light. I reckon I might have to soon too.

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Posted: 09 November 2006 06:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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fuck it.

meet you leader

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Posted: 09 November 2006 08:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Semper Fi crappers!

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Posted: 09 November 2006 08:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Hey there crappers,
This is me and my fiancee.  I need to ask Willly about Birmingham nightlife!!!

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Posted: 09 November 2006 08:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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@Asterix1977: Willy wouldn’t know about Birmingham nightlife, he lives in Belgium. I’m the one from Brum.

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Posted: 09 November 2006 08:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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@mhaphew: Where’s the picture of you lying in the hospital bed?

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Posted: 09 November 2006 09:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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my lady has that picture..when she gets home ill have her mail it and ill upload it!

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Posted: 09 November 2006 09:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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TheDeviant - 09 November 2006 08:47 PM

@Asterix1977: Willy wouldn’t know about Birmingham nightlife, he lives in Belgium. I’m the one from Brum.

who are you talking to?

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Posted: 09 November 2006 10:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Sorry got mixed up on that one.....Do you work in Brum or live there or both?.  Got a works night out and just wondered on some good places to end up......

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Posted: 09 November 2006 11:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Both. I am a native, but lived and worked around the country for the last 7 years, but i’m back home now.

Broad St is good for a load of lads on a works night out. Plenty of bars, restaraunts, clubs and birds wandering about in not much. But if you are going out for music, then you need the Medicine Bar or the Custard Factory over Digbeth.

Hope that helps, let me know where you end up.

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Posted: 09 November 2006 11:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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But this is all digressing from the point somewhat. The whole point of this post was to find out some of our sexy crappers, not a guide to Brum.

Come on lady crappers, don’t leave us hanging. I’m looking at you Chantal, Dirrtybitch, Darkxmoon, Lisa and all the rest of you all to help us out a bit.

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Posted: 10 November 2006 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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definite lack of female response here.

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