Paris jailed!
Posted: 05 May 2007 07:50 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

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Posted: 06 May 2007 02:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Well if she was in Thailand they’d put her in the Bangkok Hilton anyway, so she’s sorted.  But since she’s not in Thailand - i’m sure her cell mate - a former east german bodybuilder with hairy cheeks called Hildegard will look after her.

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Posted: 07 May 2007 08:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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good riddance I say

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Posted: 07 May 2007 08:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Funny...She got what she deserved...Finally

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Posted: 07 May 2007 09:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Although Ms Hilton maintained she was not aware her licence had been suspended, court papers said the document she signed in January was found in her car’s glove compartment.

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It might have gone easier for her if she’d plead guilty.

The dumb cunt.

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Yes, that one.

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Posted: 09 May 2007 05:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Hey sign THIS petition please!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/weneedparisinjail/

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[color=red]-the patient-[/color]

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Posted: 09 May 2007 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Fuck the newbie - sign this petition instead:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

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Posted: 09 May 2007 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Humper - 09 May 2007 12:50 PM

Fuck the newbie

I’ll leave that to you m8...he’s not my type wink

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Posted: 09 May 2007 12:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Yeah Yeah Yeah, now we’ll hear the whole thing that you’ve never tried it with a guy before and the whole idea make you feel sick blah blah blah!  And it’s only women for you - nothing like a hot, wet pussy.

I generally don’t believe many of you.

Especially you Sea Dog.  Not with all the fancy signatures you keep producing for people, straight guys are never that kind and helpful.

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Posted: 09 May 2007 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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I’ve nothing against it m8, got a few gay friends who, as you say, are more considerate people then a lot of my straight friends.

But no, never been tempted wink

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Posted: 09 May 2007 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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...and who was it that I said “I can resist everything, but temptation!”

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Posted: 09 May 2007 01:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Yes but if I’ve never been tempted, tempatation isn’t a factor.... wink

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Posted: 09 May 2007 01:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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You don’t have to convince me sweety.

I’d tempt you in 5 seconds.

I’ve had straighter men than you go weak at the knees.

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Posted: 09 May 2007 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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If thinking that makes you happy I’m not going to burst your bubble kiss

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