De_Bunk goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” De_Bunk says no.

The doctor asks De_Bunk what he does all day. De_Bunk responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

De_Bunk replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

(Why did I choose De_Bunk for the joke? No idea)

I’m sure I won’t be the only one, but I sure the hell don’t understand it.

Cheetos are a bit like wotsits, i.e. orange and crumbly cheesey snacks. Do I need to explain any more or do you get in now?

I know what Cheetos are but what has that got to do with turning De_Bunk’s dick orange?

‘cos he’s sat munching Cheetos turning his hands orange then tossing off to porn - transferring the orange ‘cheesey’ dust from his hand to his knob....

So why doesn’t he just shower or at the very least use a wet wipe?

De_Bunk doesn’t seem the wanking type.

tbh why would he wank when he has a friend as good as u humper!?

Because i was round you place sorting you out at the time.

Ha ha ha ha - Laughed out loud this entire conversation. Humper you are fucking comical!!

Ha ha ha ha - Laughed out loud this entire conversation. Humper you are fucking comical!!

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