The web slinger- you finish in your hand and then fling it at the girl in the spiderman style.

The Last Eight Seconds = when having sex with your other from behind, carefully grab their hair, then right when you are about to finish instead of saying their name say some other girls name. Then hold on as she trys to get away.

Come on guys get creative.

Donkey punch or dirty sanchez, that has got to be the funniest two thins ever.

as a guy doing her from behind doggy style, fake and orgasm as you pull out and spit on her back quietly, then when she turns around, get her right in the eyes.

damn you phaden, I was gonna post that one

haha yeh thats the most memorable one, but there is always the innocuous “oops wrong hole” a cpl times in a row.

phaden - 26 June 2007 11:02 PM

haha yeh thats the most memorable one, but there is always the innocuous “oops wrong hole” a cpl times in a row.

Thats called the Houdini

The Houdini
While you are fucking her from behind and she is completely wet, quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass.

The Abe Lincoln
Before hand, shave off all your pubes. Right after you climax on her face throw your pubes on it.

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

Consolation Prize
When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you’re going to get laid, and from all of the drinks you’ve been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off. To get revenge, you jerk off and spray your load all over her back. Even though you lost and didn’t get laid, the satisfaction you got is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl’s throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.

Dropping the Chalupa
Fill a sock with as many bodily excrements as you have available, and whack some slut over the head with it. Best accomplished if it’s a surprise during some hot back-door action.

Clearly some of the girls you know are real charmers!

Humper - 27 June 2007 02:56 PM

Clearly some of the girls you know are real charmers!

Not really. I’m just a sick fucker.

Better still…

Whilst you’re fucking her...call out her dads name as you cum…

DB

Foggy Windshield
Spilling your massive load on the glasses of some four-eyed bitch.

Ambassador
While screwing some foreign bitch with no useful English knowledge (works well with most East Europeans), lean over and whisper in her ear in the most seductive and romantic way possible: “You’ve got the stinkiest pussy ever!” and see if she notices.

Hat Trick
Shooting your jizzum in a woman’s vagina, anus, and mouth all in one ejaculation. Best to unload in the chocolate starfish first, and work your way up from there.

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on “Mork & Mindy,” stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her pussy. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

fu2x89x - 27 June 2007 08:59 AM

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

I don’t get this one… but then again I don’t get alot of these… don;t see the point.

cousinbruski - 28 June 2007 01:00 PM

Nanoo-Nanoo!

what the hell is a nanoo-nanoo?

also two in the pink and one in the stink is I think a variation of the “mork and mindy” and its self explanatory.