Today I am making an end to the life as I know it. I am getting married tonight to Miss Wanka.
A wedding is not complete without a kick ass honeymoon. Mine will be a 4 week trip to South Africa.
This means that in the next 4 weeks The Deviant is in charge. He is your overlord. Treat him well, treat him kindly.
I hope you will all behave like the little crappers you are. loads of flaming, fighting, going off topic and offending each other.
Just make sure you make up afterwards.
It was fun while it lasted, but it is time to get serious. See you in 4 weeks time.
It’s very refreshing to see how happy and excited you are about getting married. Such naive innocence.
Although I’ve only done it once, I think De_Bunk is very optimistic about the good sex lasting for only a few years. My forecast is more like months, and not years.
Enjoy the honeymoon, I guess when you return you won’t have much time for us here at TC after you’ve taken out the rubbish, made the beds, tidied the lounge, organised the garage, washed the car, taken the dog out for a walk, changed the leaky tap, fixed the broken chair, changed the burnt out light bulb, picked your washing up off the floor, hung your towel back in the bathroom, got the evening meal ready and prepared the guest room for the arrival of your mother-in-law…
It’s very refreshing to see how happy and excited you are about getting married. Such naive innocence.
Although I’ve only done it once, I think De_Bunk is very optimistic about the good sex lasting for only a few years. My forecast is more like months, and not years.
Enjoy the honeymoon, I guess when you return you won’t have much time for us here at TC after you’ve taken out the rubbish, made the beds, tidied the lounge, organised the garage, washed the car, taken the dog out for a walk, changed the leaky tap, fixed the broken chair, changed the burnt out light bulb, picked your washing up off the floor, hung your towel back in the bathroom, got the evening meal ready and prepared the guest room for the arrival of your mother-in-law…
Taking out the rubbish, making the bed, washing the car?
hey willy boy..enjoy the start of a new life ..my best wishes to you and ur better half ....and ofcourse the guys here will be more than happy if you cliks sum xxx pics of your honeymoon..
