Famous last words...As in…

“Hey..No problem...I’ve done this loads of times before”

Or… “I’m sure it’s this button”

Kinda thing....

DB

PS...Just thought of another couple…

“No..it’s ok...My dog doesn’t bite”

And..

“Don’t worry...I’ll pull out before i cum”

DB

“Wait, get a load of this!”

Never fails, it’s the kiss of death!

Spartan

How about…

“Hey girls...Watch this”

DB

‘lets split up’ normally a dark basement or forest involved

or

‘i know a tunnel we could take a short cut through diana....’

NaughtyTeddy....

How about…

“Henri...Speed up a touch and lets lose those paparazzi”

DB

In the words of the late General George Armstrong Custer- “Over the hill. They maybe friendly Indians!”

Spartan

DB

‘look sargent, the zulus are doing a little dance for us’

‘i say captain, the titanic have thought of everything, fresh ice cubes’

‘dude, i saw this on jackass....’

Tonto to the Lone Ranger- “What do you mean we, white man?!”

Spartan

“Stop worrying...Flying in a plane is safer than driving on the freeway..”

DB

‘just relax and it wont hurt one bit’

“I know what im doing”

b6

‘the green’s the live wire isnt it?’

“You’ll never leave me, nobody else would put up with you”

( and there’s a certain ring of truth to that one )

DB

“Look...Darling...I promise these pictures will never end up on ‘Amateur Housewives’...”

DB

“i’ll pull out before i cum” classic that one (just to lower the tone)