A Gravitizer perhaps?
Courvoisier?
Isn’t that some kind of fancy licker?
hhahh nice one Courvoisier
How about something for your Gay friend? (c’mon everyone has a gay friend)
one more...this one would cater for both missus and gay friend…
and again…
lol is all i can say right now..that was funny!
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