Hello, you bunch of pervy cunts, this is your opportunity to voice your displeasure at trivial things that piss you off. I’ll start.
Condoms are always too fucking big.
Nurses always say “Sharp scratch”, when they’re digging around in your arm for half an hour, trying to find a vein.
Fucking stupid old women who stand in a queue at the supermarket for half an hour and then realise they’ve left their purses at home when the cashier has scanned all their stuff.
Betaware salesmen who stuff unwanted catalogues through your letterbox and then act all offended when you bung it straight in the bin.
