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Posted: 17 November 2007 09:51 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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Hello, you bunch of pervy cunts, this is your opportunity to voice your displeasure at trivial things that piss you off. I’ll start.

Condoms are always too fucking big.

Nurses always say “Sharp scratch”, when they’re digging around in your arm for half an hour, trying to find a vein.

Fucking stupid old women who stand in a queue at the supermarket for half an hour and then realise they’ve left their purses at home when the cashier has scanned all their stuff.

Betaware salesmen who stuff unwanted catalogues through your letterbox and then act all offended when you bung it straight in the bin.

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Under educated bastards who think their ill informed opinions are in some way a substitute for facts

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Not trivial enough. Try again.

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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rizla packets where they give you 6 joined together because of somethig stupid like atmospheric moisture

and they are normally the last 6 papers mad

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. EPICTETUS (c 55-135 AD)

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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Straight men you know who want it, but won’t give it up.

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I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, hope my boyfriend don’t mind it!

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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Incorrect, Humper. That’s just wishful thinking.

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Nah, it actually happens believe it or not.

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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Maybe, but it’s not relevant. Get with the plan, man.

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Asthmatic Camel…

Yep..

You’re a ‘grumpy fucker’...

I got one more…

‘Indian Call Centres’....Now don’t even get me started about that shit…


I speak fast…add that to a ‘hybrid accent’...Kinda like ‘Phil Mitchell meets David Letterman and Homer Simpson’...

As if the fuck they are gonna understand me…

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(PS…If you are in Scotland…don’t worry…you get put thru to ‘real’ Scots…‘cos the Indians in Dehli can’t understand a fuckin’ word you speak…and that’s a good thing…You ain’t gotta suffer the farkin’ hours worth of total bollocks and phone calls costing £10)

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Posted: 17 November 2007 10:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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Would you be liking pappadums and chutney with your Vista?

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Posted: 17 November 2007 11:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Camel…

My favorite line is…“Can you get me someone who speaks Cock-Kern-Ee English..Me ol’ mucka”

Fuck em’...

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Posted: 17 November 2007 11:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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I hate Spanish refs’

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Posted: 18 November 2007 02:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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Just be happy they speak (or try to speak) english.
None of them speaks dutch and then they try GERMAN !!!!. shock shock shock
It’s about 150 km wrong !!! shock
We have tulips, cheese, windmills and wooden shoes, they only have bratwurst, beer (one plus) and sauerkraut.
Notice the difference, this is the same difference in language.  vampire
So, be happy.  angry

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Posted: 18 November 2007 02:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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The Germans have hills and stuff…

cheese

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Posted: 18 November 2007 02:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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Well, lucky for them.
We also have hills, nice ones and not mount freakin’ Matterhorn, where you need a Heidi to guide you, to walk on. cool mad

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Posted: 18 November 2007 02:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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You have to admit the Dutch countryside is a bit, er, dull

rolleyes

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