Thank for bumping this, Ming.

Don’t know how I missed this thread the first time.

Must pay tribute to everybody’s favorite fucking miserable, old, whining, drunken bastard.

This one’s for you, AC:

Who’d have thought it? A fucking smart cunt shows up in my historic thread.

Anyway, Ming’s done well, but he forgot to mention nail clippers. The sodding things are designed to snip Barbie & Ken’s toe-nails, not the hard and horny products of a traditional, Northern English foot.

Warnings on air freshener cans which say “solvent abuse can kill instantly”. Excuse me while I snort a can of Haze.

Coca Cola Schweppes lemonade labels which state that the product is made with real lemons.

Tim fucking Willcox and his hair. If you’re not based in Britain, this vain bastard shows up on BBC News, explaining the intricacies of the world to us simpletons, with his head varnished. The cunt.

Boxers who pretend to hate each other to boost pay as you view sales. You can watch a better fight outside any British boozer for nothing.

East Anglia. Not worth a scratch of your bollocks it’s full of cunts and about to drown.

asthmatic camel - 09 December 2007 01:09 AM

Coca Cola Schweppes lemonade labels which state that the product is made with real lemons.

Country Time lemonade flavor drink mix. Do you have that in the UK?

Contains no lemons but billed as “tastes like that good old fashioned lemonade”. The original secret having been lost or something.

“Country Time” is not considered a polite topic for conversation in Britain, as it tends to involve sheep and goats, especially in Wales.

East Anglia…

Hah..I got a Dinghy…

DB

Always wanted a dinghy

People who slowly walking infront of you when you’re in a rush, then why you speed up to try to overtake them, they do too.

Men wearing women’s skinny jeans and shopping in “Topshop”.

De_Bunk - 10 December 2007 01:44 AM

East Anglia…

Hah..I got a Dinghy…

DB

Well get a fucking ark, you cheapskate; you’ll need it to rescue all the immigrants.

asthmatic camel - 09 December 2007 12:57 AM

Who’d have thought it? A fucking smart cunt shows up in my historic thread.

Anyway, Ming’s done well, but he forgot to mention nail clippers. The sodding things are designed to snip Barbie & Ken’s toe-nails, not the hard and horny products of a traditional, Northern English foot.

Spot on, mister - they’re not even up to soft-as-shite southern nails like mine. Who the bloody hell has nails that tiny? I’m really tempted to start using my Dremel on them.

People who go out on the town with armpits reeking like a plague pit. Inevitably the sort of wankers who spray on industrial quantities of pound-store imitation Lynx in the misguided belief that this is an adequate substitute for washing. Also, inevitably, the sort of wankers who can’t work out why every woman they’ve spoken to that night says they’re a lesbian.