I was driving down from Scotland once, in the middle of dark and rainy night and got chatting to a bunch of long-distance lorry drivers at a service station. What did they do to keep themselves from dying of boredom, I asked. “Oh,” said one, “I’ve got a video recorder in the cab - I just stick on a porno and have a tug.” The others all nodded Me Too. So, next time you see a lorry hurtling towards you in the dead of night just bear in mind that the bloke driving might be paying more attention to Catholic High School Girl Anal Sports Day than which side of the road he’s on.