I just saw the new Tefal Toast ‘n’ Egg on TV.

“The Tefal Toast n’ Egg combines perfect crispy toast with either a poached or boiled egg - Breakfast time will never be the same again!”

http://www.comet.co.uk/cometbrowse/product.do?sku=427470

Looks blinkin’ brilliant, I want one.

Ok…

I’m gonna buy one…

I like eggs...I like toast…

But i like to drink 6 cans of Lynx Super…

I’m just worried about the combination of all three things…

DB

May I present another pointless product : the Eco Kettle.

oh great another gadget for my man to buy to clutter up my kitchen! but hay i actually think i love using this one! Shame my b-day is past! valantines?........................ maybe not! lol

Well I saw it demonstrated on Something For The Weekend - http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/tv_and_radio/sftw_index.shtml

Cooked an egg in four minutes as required and actually looked half decent.

Although as DB pointed out, mixing it with strong dizzy water could result in disaster.  Sure to burn the house down should anyone try to use it when they come home from the pub with the munchies.

this was the one my man came home with just before xmas.

ops sorry about the size my first attempt at this sort of thing!

If that machine not just makes toast and a poached egg but could also blow your morning hardon, it would be truly perfect!

water next to an electrical element… i’ll pass ty

Teddy…

Thats what a kettle is…

DB

a toaster is an open thingy, which is why you can light a ciggie off it when you cant find a lighter. Sticking a knife in blows up a toaster, it doesnt with a kettle

Hang on...I’ll just try that...whilst accidently standing in water that i accidently spilt from my kettle..

DB

are you dead yet?

You may have to post outside of TC if he is.
Try http://www.derekacorah.org/

there’s an easier way to make contact with him

I think his ghost now haunts the coast