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I’m a fucking miserable, old, whining, drunken bastard. Join me in my quest to become the grumpiest twat at TC.
Posted: 14 February 2008 12:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 181 ]  
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...and i’m just a bit strange…

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Posted: 14 February 2008 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 182 ]  
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Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 12:29 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:11 PM

.....................I still cant work out what the fuck this thread is all about. hmmm

You are obviously a well-adjusted individual who finds life to be an endless joyride, full of interesting people and satisfying outcomes to every situation. Some of us, on the other hand, can’t even open a tin of beans without being enraged by the fucking stupid way the tin is razor sharp, the beans don’t magically self-heat and, anyway, they don’t taste nearly as good as you thought they did when you were seven.

Ahhhhhh huh.

Yep that first part sounds like me.

Soooo, I’ll just leave youse to it then shall I?

Ok…........

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 183 ]  
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people who think you want to msn with them when you have never spoken to them before and they are lurkers. Oh yeah, theres a hundred reasons why i want to talk to you having gleamed so much about your personality from those 2 words (in todays case it was “msn sexy?”). In fact, lets cut that out and i’ll just do a cam show for you as we seem to have so much in common…..

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 184 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 14 February 2008 12:31 PM

i’m just fucking pissed off with everything and everyone

is that too general?  hmmm

Sounds more like an existential crisis than dyed-in-the-wool, genetic grumpiness. But it’s still a pisser, so come on in, Teddy, the water’s lovely. Well, actually it’s too fucking cold and it looks filthy. Shit, there I go again…

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 185 ]  
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hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:52 PM
Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 12:29 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:11 PM

.....................I still cant work out what the fuck this thread is all about. hmmm

You are obviously a well-adjusted individual who finds life to be an endless joyride, full of interesting people and satisfying outcomes to every situation. Some of us, on the other hand, can’t even open a tin of beans without being enraged by the fucking stupid way the tin is razor sharp, the beans don’t magically self-heat and, anyway, they don’t taste nearly as good as you thought they did when you were seven.

Ahhhhhh huh.

Yep that first part sounds like me.

Soooo, I’ll just leave youse to it then shall I?

Ok…........


The first part sounds like you? Cor, you lucky, lucky bastard. What’s it like?

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 186 ]  
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naughtyteddy - 14 February 2008 01:19 PM

people who think you want to msn with them when you have never spoken to them before and they are lurkers. Oh yeah, theres a hundred reasons why i want to talk to you having gleamed so much about your personality from those 2 words (in todays case it was “msn sexy?”). In fact, lets cut that out and i’ll just do a cam show for you as we seem to have so much in common…..

How about: “msn cantankerous?” Works for me wink

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 187 ]  
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that would stoke my curiosity anyway LOL

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 188 ]  
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Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 01:22 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:52 PM
Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 12:29 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:11 PM

.....................I still cant work out what the fuck this thread is all about. hmmm

You are obviously a well-adjusted individual who finds life to be an endless joyride, full of interesting people and satisfying outcomes to every situation. Some of us, on the other hand, can’t even open a tin of beans without being enraged by the fucking stupid way the tin is razor sharp, the beans don’t magically self-heat and, anyway, they don’t taste nearly as good as you thought they did when you were seven.

Ahhhhhh huh.

Yep that first part sounds like me.

Soooo, I’ll just leave youse to it then shall I?

Ok…........


The first part sounds like you? Cor, you lucky, lucky bastard. What’s it like?

Hahaha ohhhh its Wonderful!

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Posted: 14 February 2008 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 189 ]  
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hxr400 - 14 February 2008 01:39 PM
Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 01:22 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:52 PM
Ming the Merciless - 14 February 2008 12:29 PM
hxr400 - 14 February 2008 12:11 PM

.....................I still cant work out what the fuck this thread is all about. hmmm

You are obviously a well-adjusted individual who finds life to be an endless joyride, full of interesting people and satisfying outcomes to every situation. Some of us, on the other hand, can’t even open a tin of beans without being enraged by the fucking stupid way the tin is razor sharp, the beans don’t magically self-heat and, anyway, they don’t taste nearly as good as you thought they did when you were seven.

Ahhhhhh huh.

Yep that first part sounds like me.

Soooo, I’ll just leave youse to it then shall I?

Ok…........


The first part sounds like you? Cor, you lucky, lucky bastard. What’s it like?

Hahaha ohhhh its Wonderful!

Smugness - that’s another thing which really gets my goat… wink

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Posted: 14 February 2008 08:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 190 ]  
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I’ve had your goat.

It was rubbish.

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Posted: 14 February 2008 09:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 191 ]  
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Hey, what can I say? It’s had a lot of wear.

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Posted: 15 February 2008 03:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 192 ]  
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You know what pisses me off?  A couple of days ago I was in a meeting with someone.  My mobile rings so I answer and the guy on the other end says “hi, how are you?”  I say “fine thanks, you?”  He says “do you know who it is?”  I say “no, who is it?”  he says “go on, guess”  I say “I don’t know, who is it?”  He says “You really don’t know who it is?”  I say “no, can you call me back in 15 minutes I’m with someone right now”  The fucker didn’t call back, and I still have no fucking idea who it was!

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Posted: 15 February 2008 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 193 ]  
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I reckon its one of your mates fucking you around… LOL

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Posted: 15 February 2008 03:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 194 ]  
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I’m pretty sure it was one of the mates I’ve fucked.  Just not sure which one.  big surprise

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Posted: 15 February 2008 03:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 195 ]  
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Obviously one who wasnt to impressed… LOL

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