Marek..

STFU

DB

DB

NORWICH

Marek

Nobody’s moaned for a few days, which I find unacceptable.

I’d like to complain about D.I.Y. dentistry. It fuckin’ hurts when you lance your own mouth abscess instead of going to the dentist and getting some antibiotics.

that coz its impossible to find a dentist who will see you within 3 months and then charge you the same amount as the GDP of a small African state for the pleasure. cunts

Look, they have to charge a lot, they need to charge a fortune, they have golf habits to feed as

well as the need to find the deposit for their next Saab. And their children, don’t forget their

children, who need to be put through private education, and that don’t come cheap. And their

holidays, don’t forget their holidays, winter on the slopes, summer in a taste full spot without

tattoos and lager, but all inclusive watersports, and that don’t come cheap. All inclusive

watersports, hmmmm.....

Anyway, fuck ‘em.

And by the way NT.

NORWICH to you as well.

marekmarek - 05 March 2008 01:40 PM

And by the way NT.
NORWICH to you as well.

Marek, enlighten me please

when i was young it ment Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home. Was like SWALK (sealed with a loving kiss)

You might not do that in your part of the world, srebrenitsa isnt as easy to do one for

brewberry - 05 March 2008 04:32 PM

marekmarek - 05 March 2008 01:40 PM

And by the way NT.
NORWICH to you as well.

Marek, enlighten me please

NT’s got it in one, only wish she’d said ok.

Right, I’m pissed off about crap today.

I live on a quiet cul-de-sac which is very narrow and doesn’t allow the refuse collectors to back their wagon down it. As a favour to them, I (and my neighbours) carry the bin bags to the end of the road every Sunday night, so they can sling it straight into the back of the truck.

This week, our crap was not collected because some fucking idiot in local government has decreed that all our refuse must be left at the front of our property, and we got a nasty note telling us to take our uncollected waste back within the borders of our property until next week’s collection day.

There’s now a pile of bin bags about six feet high at the end of the road, one of which is mine. How the fuck am I supposed to find the right one? Open them all and spot the one full of Carlsberg Special cans?

Camel…

Middle aged Ninjas…

Oooh Rah !…

(or whatever ‘middle aged’ Ninjas shout...)

Burn the truck…

DB

Feh. Refuse collection is about all we get for the extortionate amount of council tax, (local taxation for non-Brits) we have to pay. A grand a year and we can’t even get our rubbish taken away?

Fucking Liberal Democrat councillors; I should dump the shite in their gardens…

15 pages and still going strong…

DB

asthmatic camel - 11 March 2008 07:14 PM

This week, our crap was not collected because some fucking idiot in local government has decreed that all our refuse must be left at the front of our property, and we got a nasty note telling us to take our uncollected waste back within the borders of our property until next week’s collection day.

That’s what you get when central and local government listen to management consultants (read: “grasping, over-egging fuckwits") lke McKinsey and Accenture and put smart-arsed systems in place which render every middle-management and lower job so devoid of choice and intellect that the result is the sort of twattery you’ve experienced. Find out who was responsible at the council (they have to tell you; public accountability and all that) then hunt them down with dogs and burn them caged within an enormous replica of the Health and Safety handbook.

I`ve got half a bottle of Hennessy in my stomach… And head…
Life is good. love ya all