Brew, you must be cheerfully pissed, since you’re being happy and benevolent here in Cunt’s Corner. Run, run while you still have the smile on your face before our (OK, My) cantankerous fuck-offedness infects you like some grubby infection picked up from a locker room floor. Have to say, though, Hennessy sounds good - might have to raid the bar…

Here, have a bin bag, brew, you cheerful bastard.

Ming`s irony. Camel`s bad manners…
It can`t touch me now…
French cognac, well warmed up, cures all.
Oh, what would I do without you, my dear friends… I would sink in this great muddy pond of mediocrity…

Brew, your spelling is way too good. I suggest you sink the rest of the bottle for maximum friskiness.

Ming, I`m Slavic. We never drink alone and never, NEVER forget our manners.
Misspelled words on this forum are heresy.
Shakespeare would never forgive us…
Edit: Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none

We love ya too

Take it easy!

Well, I`m sober and working. But I`m still on the quest to cheer up you grumpy twats…
Life is good

You’re a good man, Brew - the world needs more like you. And, since we’re on this thread, that’s something to get shouty about - why aren’t there more good men like Brew in the world, dammit?

I think you both need a good blow job to put the smiles back on your face!

Ming the Merciless - 12 March 2008 12:19 PM

why aren’t there more good men like Brew in the world, dammit?

Maybe there are plenty of good men like me, only they run out of Prozac?
Edit: Humps, I`ve got smile as big as a watermelon slice.

Brew - pissed on Hennessy last night and a blow job this morning? You’ve obviously got every man’s dream: a girl who looks at you in the morning and says, “damn, you’re sexy when you’re hungover...”

There are two things I have to add…
Hennessy has to be served in a warm glass, and a small glass of milk aside.
And a bj is just an ouverture

Fuck it is windy here and it’s getting on my pissing nerves. And what’s more my Asian neighbour

keeps hanging around outside on my stairs. Piss off now Asian neighbour.

Is this your asian neighbour?  He’d piss me off too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd-NxGKuOSo&feature=related

Humper - 12 March 2008 05:20 PM

Is this your asian neighbour?  He’d piss me off too.

Yes the little fuckers, piss off Asian neighbour.