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Ok guys…lets do the ‘famous last words’ stuff…
Posted: 14 March 2008 12:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 286 ]  
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I thought this was a short cut across Heathrow. HAHAHAHAHAH oh. we don’t shoot people in this country

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Posted: 14 March 2008 12:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 287 ]  
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‘its ok, if i’m late to the airport i only have hand luggage, no need to check in’

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. EPICTETUS (c 55-135 AD)

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Posted: 14 March 2008 12:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 288 ]  
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‘after that bank job we should hide up Snowdon. There’s no coppers there’

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Posted: 14 March 2008 12:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 289 ]  
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LMAO.

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Posted: 14 March 2008 12:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 290 ]  
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‘we’ll sneak these drugs to Britain by boat, Not like there will be any coppers splashing about in the sea who’ve fallen off a passing ferry or anything’.....

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. EPICTETUS (c 55-135 AD)

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Posted: 14 March 2008 11:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 291 ]  
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’.....of course its ok darling, its not as if my wife will find out and I will have to jump off a mountain….’

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Posted: 14 March 2008 11:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 292 ]  
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Awwww…

You rotten bastards…

LOL

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Posted: 14 March 2008 05:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 293 ]  
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“Look just stick the Matthews kid under the bed, who’d look in there?”

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Posted: 14 March 2008 09:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 294 ]  
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Dtmb…

You’re quick…

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Posted: 15 March 2008 01:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 295 ]  
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dtmb - 14 March 2008 05:56 PM

“Look just stick the Matthews kid under the bed, who’d look in there?”

Ouch.

Shame people don’t fall down the stairs in police custody anymore.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 296 ]  
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“Ok, everything has been checked and checked again, we’re ready. Open the doors and welcome the passengers in.” Willy Walsh, CEO of BA, Terminal 5.

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Posted: 01 April 2008 04:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 297 ]  
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Don’t tell me what to do, woman. Of course you can shave with a scythe…

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Posted: 01 April 2008 04:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 298 ]  
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“If you guys don’t stop arguing back there I’m taking this plane down right now, I don’t care where we are!”

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Posted: 01 April 2008 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 299 ]  
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dtmb - 01 April 2008 04:41 PM

“If you guys don’t stop arguing back there I’m taking this plane down right now, I don’t care where we are!”

You cant hear but I’m laughing realy hard.

No you idiot. I said bury mum in the sand UP TO her head.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 04:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 300 ]  
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The entry system to the bunker is flawless, if shut from the outside it can manually open at any point, if shut from the inside it auto-locks for 24 years, try it…........ Wait, no, that locking mechanism was the other way round wasn’t it?

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