woke up on the wrong side of the bed today teddy

no, same side as always

go and play with your faberge eggs…

I would prefer to play with my daddys shotguns in his 60 hecter land only kidding.....it’s 90 hecters

im not particually bothered about surfing. i was merely comparing how shit england is compared to california. yeh, you might be able to smoke during a lock up. but waking up everyday to grey skies and nissan micras driving around is really depressing. p.s. why the hell would someone buy a holiday home in scarborough????

England isn’t shit compared to California, I live in England and have been on holiday to California, now while on holiday you usually go to the best places it has to offer, I wasn’t overly impressed with it. I would much prefer to live in England.

P.S Because it is was a 7 bedroom house that was going for £400,000 (it needed doing up). And my mum was brought up around there so she wanted a house there.

only problem with california is the americans

I live in England too. and i hate it here. Our capital city is the shithole known as London for crying out loud. i hate british films with a passion. but they’re such amazing representations of england. grotty grey hell.

You’ll be able to see what part of the world I live in on the old TV sometime in the future. Sarah Beeny is doing an episode of “Property Ladder” on a cottage about two hundred yards away, turned up in an Aston Martin this morning she did. Lurked around a bit with camera up me sleeve hoping to get something post worthy but failed, so far, I’ll try again tomorrow as long as I’m not arrested. Might try this approach:

“Hi Sarah, I’m Marek from Totally Crap. Sarah, our followers are great admirers of your assets and we’d genuinely appreciate an exclusive set of pictures of your naked, ample breasts, and possibly me turking you on that sand heap. We’re a little hard-up but there’ll be a tee shirt, (large), in it for you.”

Reckon that should do it.

This is how you can expect to see her on the programme, but my interview and results are going to be much, much better.

shh_hector - 27 March 2008 09:00 PM

I live in England too. and i hate it here. Our capital city is the shithole known as London for crying out loud. i hate british films with a passion. but they’re such amazing representations of england. grotty grey hell.

Fuck off then, you don’t have to live here. Christ nice to know your a true patriot. Every country has shit holes any fucking idiot can tell you that, luckily England has a lot of nice places. Although someone as negative as you doesn’t deserve to see them.

hows that job as head of public relations at the English tourist board working out for you Boris?

Boris?.....Johnson?

LMAO, couldn’t be better, there has been a 20% raise in tourist’s since I got the job, not bad work aye.

This is how you can expect to see her on the programme, but my interview and results are going to be much, much better.

That is one nice milf, I must remember to watch that programme more often, huge tits, nice voice good lucks, sorry i started to dribble there.

i’m not a patriotic kind of person. just cause i was born here doesn’t mean i have to respect it. if England had something to offer that made me proud, im sure id be proud. however, this is not the case. I’m quite aware of the nice places it has. you just dont have to be much older than a 5 year old to experience them all. s’all im saying. theres alot of nice places on this earth. England aint one of them. You consider scarborough to be a holiday destination. Go chill out in my scarborough holiday home for a few weeks. wooo! your just verifying my point.

have to agree tho hector, patriotism is something i dont get either. Its a bit of land with lots of different people on it, nothing more special than that