..because you can get yourself an Elvinator, a recreation of The King as a robotic being, marvellous.
The idea here was to create a masterfully sculpted rendition of the big burger eating, hip grinding, found dead on the toilet, King of rock & roll.
He sings to you, and you converse with it.
Now I know that this thing has since had a latex skin applied, to make it more realistic.
But that’s got to be a mistake, because in this form it’s great, and creepy as fuck.
But give me a masterfully sculpted rendition of Kylie from the belly button down to the knees please Mr. Robot making person, with the skin on, and with real hair, thank you.