ah, a silly question…

right. How to get a chicken across the road… how to get 100 americans into a phonebox (tell them there’s oil in it)… how to get a brand new combine harvester....how to get a man in the congo to drink Um Bongo…

am i close?

He’s lucky that its just me and the Mods who know...and apparently Mark_7

DB

PS…

Teddy...True story…

Did you know that a man claimed against ‘Um Bongo’...’cos he had been to the Congo and never saw it on sale..

So they changed the whole advert song to ‘drink it in the jungle’...and he tried to lodge a complaint again...as he had also been to the ‘jungle’ and never saw it on sale…

UK ‘Trading Standards’ had enough and told him to fuck off…

DB

i did hear about the complaint that its not on sale in the congo

I do know and still have the links he posted opened, I’m not gonna post it though if it was deleted, I love the use of the term novelty over and over on the second site.

for all those foreigners and youngsters who are about to ask what um bongo is

Childhood memories there.

Teddy....

Thats the old advert...I cant seem to find the new ‘Jungle’ one...just so people could see the difference…

DB

Q) Why did the tiger get lost?
A) Because Jungle is Massive.


Thank you, I’m here all evening.

Bovine…

Dont give up your day job…

DB

well can you send all of us that want to know a PM?

I know as well, but I’d better not put it up because it would qualify as my third repost in three days. piss.

naughtyteddy - 08 May 2008 10:46 PM

for all those foreigners and youngsters who are about to ask what um bongo is

Ahh the memories....

I’ll admit I am curious, but in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn’t matter.


It was no doubt something involving goats and cellars in Austria anyway.

i know as well. i didn’t know he wanted a sex change that desperatly tho…