...someone has stolen his brand new Jaguar XF which he has had for less than 36hrs…

I can’t laugh..’cos it aint really funny...(and he owns the apartment i live in...so i’d better not)

Lucky he had it insured…

I have no doubt that is the last he is ever gonna see of it…

DB

Ha oh shit!! Man that sucks..............................

His insurance premium & excess will be on the UP!!

Hxr400…

I dont think he’s worried about that...Its the fact that none of his ‘Home security’ system actually worked...at the moment the car was being stolen…

Thats where he is venting his anger towards…

DB

Keys weren’t in the ignition were they?

Nice woman from our village has just got herself one of those stupid beetle things in stupid bright yellow. Yesterday she pulled up outside the sleepy Post Office, gave the sleepy Post Master a parcel, came out, car gone, vanished, vapourised, nothing, sweet f.a., just her tears on the ground where the car once was.

Dangerous places Post Offices, close them I say.

I sure hope you did not install those home security devices, DB

De_Bunk - 09 May 2008 04:12 AM

Hxr400…

I dont think he’s worried about that...Its the fact that none of his ‘Home security’ system actually worked...at the moment the car was being stolen…

Thats where he is venting his anger towards…

DB

Oh fuck! Yes that would be extreemly frustrating im sure!!

A very expensive ‘Home security’ system too I bet!?

Fuk, there’s two of you.

Hxr400…

Yes..It was...He had it professionally installed....all around his house, garden and garages…

Me...I went to Argos...and 5yrs later...it’s still working just fine...Fuck all gets near me without me knowing about it…

I got lights, minimal cameras that cover every aspect...cost me less than £300…

His set up cost him a fortune…

DB

De_Bunk - 09 May 2008 04:48 AM

I got lights, minimal cameras that cover every aspect...cost me less than £300…



DB

Every aspect?

lol.. db’s system is this tho boys.

marekmarek - 09 May 2008 04:25 AM

Nice woman from our village has just got herself one of those stupid beetle things in stupid bright yellow. Yesterday she pulled up outside the sleepy Post Office, gave the sleepy Post Master a parcel, came out, car gone, vanished, vapourised, nothing, sweet f.a., just her tears on the ground where the car once was.

Dangerous places Post Offices, close them I say.

excellent

Well I hope he gets a new car soon.

Humper - 09 May 2008 05:18 AM

Well I hope he gets a new car soon.

why?

looking for a new ride?

Willy Wanka - 09 May 2008 07:32 AM

Humper - 09 May 2008 05:18 AM

Well I hope he gets a new car soon.

why?

looking for a new ride?

Is he worth the effort?

DB,

Tell your brother to get one of these: