Already have a smart car and a segway? Don’t feel like a big enough asshole yet? Then you need one of these:

http://www.magicwheel.sg/index.asp

I love the two people riding in the woods and the guy taking off, leaving the girl dejected on a log.

I think that these things will be as popular as the Sinclair C5! (i bet you had a C5 DB )

The Uno Cycle, bound to get you laid!

this is a balls-crunch waiting to happen!

(and seriously, they can play that “skatey” music all they want, the vid - and the wheel - still sucks)