what can i say just watch it

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1209862998/The_Worst_Fighter_on_the_Planet_Gets_Easily_Beat_Up

nothing that a couple of tours of duty in Iraq won’t fix

Now, thats a fight a like to see, them helping him out at the end. Instead of them all jumping on him & knocking him into a coma when he is on the ground.

how the fuck do you throw that many punches and not land with any of them!

its almost like when you’re a kid playing street fighter for the first time - you’ve learnt one move and know it works at the right time so you just keep doing that. thats what the other kid was doing - just waiting, waiting, waiting and then hitting the idiot on the noz.

I still reckon he could take Bisping.

Cecil Peoples scored it 30-28 to the fella in green.

(Obscure humour for all you MMA fans out there)

He lost because his punches are obvious.. Notice the last thing he did before he went down? He kept his arm back in “firing mode” for a century while closing in.. His movements were slow and obvious while his opponent was fast and kept his moves hidden until the last second.

Your master has spoken. *bows and throws smoke bomb* DISPERSE!

Fucking hell. The guy in green could have sent invitations to see those punches. What a hay maker.

And the guy in black hits him like a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Whats with the rabbit punch.

Well done to everyone for seeing if he was ok.

You don’t crouch like that in a fight…

And his arm positioning is terrible, fuckin ripoff ninja or some shit…

This has nothing to do with America’s future, its just another retarded teenager who probably walked around like he was the shit and got what he had coming to him, happens all the time…

-A.Filth

Actually, seems to me like they were doing some “fight club” wannabe thing judging from random bits of conversation I could make out..

But yeah.

I love the little high pitch voiced kid at the end

“Wow Shawn, I’m never fighting you man!”

-A.Filth

Was that a male voice,jesus?

(Street fighting is pretty piss poor behaviour on the whole,but i believe in self preservation;so a good tip is if

you’re in close on a fella,make a fist and extend your middle knuckle an inch,if you hook and connect with his ribs

i guarantee his fight’s over).

I’m more of a defensive fighter. Stay out of their reach and dodge until I see a chance to grab a limb, then apply pressure to whatever joint is nearby. It either causes serious damage, taking him out for good or gives the impression that you know how to hurt a guy while still causing -some- damage. Unless the guy is seriously fucked up, he should get the hint and back off and if not, he’s not gonna pick up on the strategy anyway, so repeat until he’s broken on the ground or walks away.

Of course, this works best as a defensive reaction. (both in regards to the fight and legally.)

Oh and also, whoever loses his temper first, loses.

Your master has spoken. *bows and throws a smoke bomb* DISPERSE!

Actually, I take that back.. This is probably what would happen:

Three quarter punch/flick to the throat tends to put their minds on other things,like breathing…

Glass bottle of IrnBru to the noggin works every time.